We birthed you from our vagina! We need a decent gift this year!
Hopefully this blog and accompanying short videos will give you some ideas on WHAT NOT TO GET MUM this mothers day.
Yes we know she has enough mugs but can she really have enough inappropriate mugs? We think not! We also have a fabulous range of non mug gifts that will make her laugh.
Have fun shopping for mum.
Before we start, let's state the obvious, yes, Valentine's day is a fabricated bullsh*t day invented by retailers who need the cash you don’t have after Christmas.
The words of Susan echo everywhere “I would rather you show me that you love me during the year than buy me a gift on Valentine's day”
It is commercial, it is overpriced, it is a day that you are more likely to get wrong than get right… so let’s help you out because when we say:
“It’s a commercial trap, we don’t want anything“
Whatever you do, don’t buy us nothing!
Last week's blog featuring the best Trump Memes, elicited a lot of comments requesting us to give the orange man a break and pick on some of the other political muppets.
Your wish is our command. We have done the hard but very enjoyable work of trawling the internet for NON TRUMP Political Memes. We hope you enjoy our selection.
If you need any inspo this year here are our:
Top 10 favourite inappropriate halloween costumes:
Are you having a celebration soon for a milestone event? Make sure you have the cake covered. Here are our favourite inappropriate cakes. Kids Birthday, Wedding, Baby Shower, The Snip, Divorce, Cunt, Penis, School Fete. All your inappropriate cakes in one place! enjoy.
Inappropriate cakes and balloons