what not to get mum this mothers day

.

April 20, 2021 4 min read 3 Comments

We birthed you from our vagina!   We need a decent gift this year!

Hopefully this blog and accompanying short videos will give you some ideas on WHAT NOT TO GET MUM this mothers day.

Yes we know she has enough mugs but can she really have enough inappropriate mugs? We think not! We also have a fabulous range of non mug gifts that will make her laugh.   

Have fun shopping for mum. 

Read More
What NOT to get your wife this Valentine's day.

What NOT to get your wife this Valentine's day.

February 12, 2021 5 min read 6 Comments

Before we start, let's state the obvious, yes, Valentine's day is a fabricated bullsh*t day invented by retailers who need the cash you don’t have after Christmas.  

The words of Susan echo everywhere  “I would rather you show me that you love me during the year than buy me a gift on Valentine's day

It is commercial, it is overpriced, it is a day that you are more likely to get wrong than get right… so let’s help you out because when we say:

It’s a commercial trap, we don’t want anything“ 

Whatever you do, don’t buy us nothing!

Read More
Inappropriate Mum. gets banned from Facebook. Pic source: Daily Telegraph

"Inappropriate Mum and dad" gets banned from Facebook

January 27, 2021 4 min read 27 Comments

I know what you are all thinking - what on earth did I post to get me this ban?  
Read More

The MUST HAVE 2020 Accessory - The Flask Bracelet - Booze Bangle

The MUST HAVE 2020 Accessory - The Flask Bracelet - Booze Bangle

November 11, 2020 0 min read 57 Comments

The MUST HAVE 2018 Accessory - The Flask Bracelet - Booze Bangle
Read More
20 OF THE BEST NON TRUMP POLITICAL MEMES

20 OF THE BEST NON TRUMP POLITICAL MEMES

November 04, 2020 1 min read 36 Comments

Last week's blog featuring the best Trump Memes, elicited a lot of comments requesting us to give the orange man a break and pick on some of the other political muppets.   

Your wish is our command.   We have done the hard but very enjoyable work of trawling the internet for NON TRUMP Political Memes.  We hope you enjoy our selection. 

Read More
Inappropriate halloween gifts

Inappropriate Halloween Costumes...

October 28, 2020 1 min read 89 Comments

If you need any inspo this year here are our:

Top 10 favourite inappropriate halloween costumes:

Read More

Tiger King COVID 19 Corona Virus Memes The inappropriate gift co

The 26 most inappropriate Coronavirus memes

July 19, 2020 2 min read 27 Comments

Read More
The Most Hilarious Inappropriate Cakes on the Internet.

The Most Hilarious Inappropriate Cakes on the Internet.

July 05, 2020 2 min read

Are you having a celebration soon for a milestone event? Make sure you have the cake covered. Here are our favourite inappropriate cakes. Kids Birthday, Wedding, Baby Shower, The Snip, Divorce, Cunt, Penis, School Fete. All your inappropriate cakes in one place! enjoy. 

Inappropriate cakes and balloons 

Read More
Inappropriate Christmas Games.

Inappropriate Christmas Games.

December 11, 2019 3 min read

Christmas is a time when you are stuck with the family - it is always more fun if you play some games. Forget the traditional Monopoly or Charades - it is time to have some inappropriate fun. We have searched the land to bring you our favourite inappropriate games.
Read More

What Not To Buy Kids This Christmas. Top 10 Inappropriate Gifts

What Not To Buy Kids This Christmas. Top 10 Inappropriate Gifts

December 03, 2019 1 min read

I often have WTF moments, especially when it comes to gifts on the internet. Here is my top 10 list of Inappropriate Gifts for Kids.
Read More
INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS FOR THE OFFICE

INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS FOR THE OFFICE

November 20, 2019 2 min read 1 Comment

It's that time of year where we all get persuaded to enter the Secret Santa or Kris Kringle by the overly cheerful Sue in HR.   We thought you might like to have some fun this year - Here are our top12 inappropriate gifts for work colleagues. 
Read More
What NOT to buy Hubby for Fathers Day

What NOT to buy Hubby for Fathers Day

August 12, 2019 2 min read 1 Comment

Read More


1 2 3 Next