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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost him as much as $5,000.00. The Consul told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00. George thinks for some time and answers, "I don’t care how much it will cost to send the body back, that’s what I want to do." The Consul says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price." "No, it’s not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can’t take that chance!"
DON'T BUY THEM A CRAPPY GIFT THIS YEAR!!
Surprise them with an inappropriate gift....
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Anybody else spend quality family time arguing over the rules of a board game. Scrabble, Monopoly and UNO are all culprits. You always think it is going to be more enjoyable than it actually is. Have fun this Christmas and treat yourself to some INAPPROPRIATE GAMES
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To make it a breeze, follow our step-by-step guide to the best ever Christmas in July!
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