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F*ck you hand candle

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Protect your personal space with this very subtle "up yours" candle... You won't need to tell them to fuck off - this beautifully designed candle will do it for you! It smells absolutely divine and is just the perfect addition to any home or office. Give a fuck to someone you think deserves it or give zero fucks and keep the candle for yourself. It is one of a kind and not for the snowflakes of this world. Demonstrate your superior gift buying skills but buying this INAPPROPRIATE CANDLE.

Size 22 x 9 x 8cm. It comes in a protective and stylish gift box. Burn time is over 12 hours. Don't be an idiot though and leave any candle burning unattended as they can be dangerous and cause fires.. you know that right?

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The Detailed Stuff

Size 22 x 9 x 8cm
It comes in a protective and stylish gift box
Burn time is over 12 hours

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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Up-Cycle Options

You don't have to use this as a candle, you can use it as an ornament on the reception desk.. customers will love it! If you never burn it, you will not need to replace it, perfect example of sustainability.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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