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My Last Fuck Candle
Seriously - I have no more fucks left to give! Unwind and de-stress with this deliciously triple scented vanilla caramel candle will help all your fucks disappear.
- Cotton wick
- Triple scented caramel vanilla, good enough to eat but DON'T! (external use only... I hate that i have to write that disclaimer..lol)
- 60 hours burn time.
- Soy wax candle. Vegan and cruelty free.
- 300gm Candle.
- Gloss black with reusable black lid
- Gift Boxed.
- Hand poured in Melbourne.
PLEASE ALSO NOTE CANDLES are dangerous, do not leave unattended.
Light this bad girl and watch all your fucks disappear.
(please note this is not a magic candle... it can't make all your worries disappear - if it could we would be charging a lot more!). We have to put this disclaimer on, as Karen will probably contact us to say she used the candle and is still full of fucks about everything so wants her money back.
Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.
Get the most out of your last fuck with our blog post Caring for your Candle.
Happiness Guarantee
Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.
Up-Cycle Options
Delivery
We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.
We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival.