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Sarcastic Portion Control Plate
$32.00 AUD$34.99 AUD
Need help losing weight? Let this sarcastic plate assist.... Ideal for correct portion sizes.
Control your portion size you fat fucker! with this inappropriate portion control plate.
Perfect gift for those on a diet - only if they have a sense of humour though... or use is at a daily reminder to limit your portion size, remember to eat slowly and wait at least 30 mins after eating before reaching for that doughnut.. it takes a while for our tummy to tell our brain we are full!
According to the BMI index - I am in the obese category even though I use this plate every day... I'm still obese lol! We cannot guarantee you will lose weight using this plate! We can guarantee you will lose weight if you go into a "CALORIE FUCKING DEFICIT" but where is the fun in that? #tacos #chocolate #pizza #wine
23 CM Diameter Melanine plate. DISHWASHER SAFE. It's not Microwave safe though!! Please note it is 23cm not larger!! Remember it is a portion control plate - hence the size.
Note - images other than the plate shown are just to give you a laugh
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Delivery
We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.
We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival.
