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Inappropriate Egg Fryer

Have fun cooking breakfast with our cheeky egg fryer.   Cock on toast anyone?   You can also make fun shaped sandwiches and pancakes with it. 

This hilarious kitchen utensil makes the most eggcellent gift for the chef with a sense of humour.   They can have their eggs on Fryday morning with their eggspresso after their eggcersise!

You will crack up giving this gift to someone. Do not be terrifried to buy it because it is eggceptional quality, in fact it can't be beaten! we are not eggsgerating!

I'm egghausted from all these egg puns. That's all yolks!  

P.s if you cook these eggs for your partner - you may even get laid! 

PPS how do you like your eggs? - Unfertilised 


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Up-Cycle Options

you don't have to make just eggs with it? try pancakes or cut sandwiches, jelly, ham into a willy shape. the possibilities are endless.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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