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Sick of people telling you how to BBQ? or just sick of cooking for other people?
Wear this fancy apron to shut them the fuck up! Cook it yourself Cunt, An hilarious addition to anyone's kitchen wardrobe!
Full length apron approx 70cm x 80cm 100% cotton Designed and Printed in Australia. Sturdy, high quality cotton, none of this rubbish you find on Wish.
Black so it doesn't show up the mayonnaise stains.