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Cook It Yourself Cunt Apron

Sick of people telling you how to BBQ? or just sick of cooking for other people?

Wear this fancy apron to shut them the fuck up! Cook it yourself Cunt,   An hilarious addition to anyone's kitchen wardrobe!

Full length apron approx 70cm x 80cm 100% cotton Designed and Printed in Australia. Sturdy, high quality cotton, none of this rubbish you find on Wish. 

Black so it doesn't show up the mayonnaise stains. 


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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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