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Every office and home needs one of these signs.


We think it belongs framed above the coffee machine at work (or the printer).

Please note these signs do not come with any hanging hardware.

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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.

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You could use it as a place mat? We think it belongs framed above the coffee machine at work.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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