I need a wine that pairs well with crazy family wine tag

Does anyone NOT have a crazy family?  this gift was inspired by my own bunch of crazies..  perfect gift for a BFF parent or sibling.  

A bottle of wine has to be the most universally given gift in the world.  Pimp it up by putting a sarcastic wine tag on it which will save you buying a card to go with it!  Winner winner chicken dinner. 

Our wine tags are designed and printed in Melbourne by an awesome team called Tagged. They are printed on high quality bright white 350gsm card stock.