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Inappropriate Pens - The Sweary Office Collection

Perfect addition for any desk.

The Sweary Office Collection of pens.   

A pen for every occasion, a hilarious gift to take into the office. 

The pack of five pens read: 

THIS PEN BELONGS TO A FUCKING LEGEND

THIS PEN BELONGS TO A FUCKING IDIOT

THIS MEETING IS SHIT

DON'T STEAL MY FUCKING PEN

FUCF OFF I'M BUSY

The pen operates with a press/click action that exposes and retracts the 1.0mm nib. It is filled with black ink and will accept standard ink refills.

Please note the offensive slogan is on one side of the pen only not both. 

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Delivery

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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