A Slightly Inappropriate Easter Quiz

Have some fun with our Easter Quiz for Inappropriate People! Print this out and share it at Easter lunch after a few wines.

1. Easter Egg Roulette
If you had to fill an Easter egg with something unexpected, what would it be?

1. Tiny funny gifts (Mini wooden "Fucks" from the Inappropriate Gift Co's My Little Jar Of Fucks or the FUCKITALL Spinner badge)
2. IOUs for anything you don't want to do!
3. Hot sauce packets, mini fish shaped bottles of Soy Sauce
4. Nothing—because disappointment builds character

2. Bunny vs. Chicken: Who's the Better Easter Mascot?

1. The Easter Bunny (fluffy, iconic, delivers chocolate)
2. A Chicken (actually lays the eggs, deserves more credit)
3. A Duck (because ducks are funnier & we love Fucky McFuckface Duck)
4. Sugar-Overloaded Toddler in Bunny Ears

3. Adulting at Easter

What’s the best way to celebrate Easter as a grown-up?

1. Boozy brunch with bottomless mimosas
2. Hiding eggs with embarrassing dares inside like show us a killer dance move
3. Adult Easter Olympics with games like Ballz Up
4. Napping after consuming way too much roast lamb and red wine at lunch

4. Easter Gift-Giving Gone Hilariously Wrong
 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in an Easter basket? 


5. Easter Survival Guide
What's the hardest part of surviving the Easter long weekend? 

1. Trying not to eat all the Easter eggs before Easter Sunday
2. Setting up the tent on the annual family camping trip 🤯
3. Keeping the dog from finding and eating the Easter eggs during the egg hunt!
4. Dealing with extended family

6. If You Were an Easter Treat…
What aligns with your personality?

1. Chocolate bunny - Empty on the inside, but still super sweet
2. Willy Jelly Lolly - Random, colourful, and always makes people laugh
3. Marshmallow Peeps - Super expensive and hard to find
4. Cadbury Creme Egg - Your arrival is eagerly anticipated and totally worth the wait. You're very messy though!

7. Bunny Business
If the Easter Bunny called in sick, who would deliver the eggs?

1. Santa he’s got everyone's address
2. A team of sugar-fueled toddlers
3. The Tooth Fairy, she's already sneaky
4. A terrifying robotic bunny with red eyes & GPS-tracking

8. The Great Easter Debate
What’s the best way to eat a chocolate bunny?

1. Ears first (obviously)
2. Feet first (save the best for last)
3. Crushed up and any piece first
4. Ears bit off and filled with Kahlua and Cream

9. What’s your Easter Sunday outfit vibe?

1. White linen with oversized Dior sunglasses and a clutch large enough to hold a bottle of Bollinger, ready to start the party or start the Drama. 
2. PJ's all Day! Nowhere to go but to the couch for chocolate and a movie marathon!
3. Something stretchy and dark to hide the overconsumption of Easter eggs and chocolate stains. 
4. An Easter Bunny outfit, you've always been an overachiever, or you don't want the extended family to recognise you and ask how your life is going.

10. Finally - Easter Trivia. 

In some species, male rabbits perform a special dance to attract a mate. What is this ritual called?

1. The Bunny Boogie
2. The Thump & Hump
3. The Love Leap
4. The Hop of Shame

(Answer: 3) The Love Leap – Male rabbits literally leap into the air to impress a female!

So there you have it! Whether this quiz got the party hopping or helped everyone wind down after too many chocolate eggs and Kahlua bunny cocktails, we hope it added some laughs to your Easter! Don't forget for even more fun to add our Easter wine labels to your wine bottles!