The 90s Called… They Want Their Christmas Back and Honestly, Same here!

If you’ve been scrolling through Reels and TikToks lately, you’ll know exactly what’s happening. The algorithm has wrapped itself in tartan, sprayed on a can of Impulse “O₂”, and is whispering sweet nothings like:

“Remember Christmas in the 90s?”

We do! Because the 90s were MAGIC.
They were simpler. Slower. Full of possibility. And the biggest stress we had was whether our Tamagotchi would die before we finished lunch.

Let's start with Secret Santa circa 1994, an absolute shit show! Names were drawn out of a literal ice-cream container, and everyone had 2 weeks to pull off the perfect gift, and the best gifts were found in the infamous adult-only section in Granny Mays! 

So with all the 90s nostalgia filling our feeds, let's "be kind, and rewind", back to a simpler time. Granny Mays might be no more, but luckily, The Inappropriate Gift Co has the perfect nostalgic-meets-modern stash to make your grown-up Secret Santa hilarious, funny, and very on-trend! #90sChristmas

1. We all remember the Mugs “I remember being in Granny May's in the early 90s … they had coffee mugs with ‘I'm just a shy guy with a big dick’ on them”(a comment from a Reddit Post)...here are some options that are reminiscent of those fun times...
   Remember when you’d spot your name on a keychain or hairbrush? The absolute shrieks and pure thrill!
   
   
   
2. Remember the trophies!!!We have some that will take you right back to the "Adults-Only" section behind the big black curtain 🤣
   If you're already feeling nostalgic, someone has uploaded a catalogue from the 90s to Reddit...
   
   
   
3. A comment on reminiscing about the time they saw "Edible Undies" in Granny Mays 🤣....we might not stock edible undies, but we do have some fun options for the foodie...
   
   
4. If you browse through the catalogue, it seems everyone loved slogan apparel in the 90s! Here are some nostalgic Christmas Secret Santa ideas to be on trend....
   
   
   
5. Here is some fun decor for your Christmas tree, also a fun addition to a Secret Santa gift... #90sChristmas
   
   
   

The only way to do Christmas 2025 is to channel your inner '90s kid and launch everyone’s expectations straight out the window. Do as much or as little as you want, not what Pinterest makes you think you should be doing. Call it festive self-care with a neon scrunchie on top.

And the best part? Nothing needs to be social-media worthy. No filters, no perfectly staged tablescapes, no phones out to capture the glorious chaos. Just like the 90s, it’s all about living in the moment, embracing the beautiful shit show, and actually having a bloody good time.

And for the funniest gifts, shop now before they all sell out!!