Top 20 Secret Santa Gifts in Australia for 2025 (Funny + Fast Delivery)

Christmas is stressful, full stop. It doesn’t matter if you started prepping in June; the giant snowball of Christmas chaos is already thundering downhill. And if you dare stop to take a breath? It may well flatten you, your to-do list and possibly your pavlova plans. Between Australia Post delays and sold-out must-haves, it’s no wonder Secret Santa shopping can feel like a festive battlefield. Stop adding to cart, people, it's time to hit checkout! 

The Inappropriate Gift Co is here to tame the chaos. We’ve got the perfect mix of funny and quirky, all wrapped up in high-quality gifts that won’t just get a laugh, they’ll actually last longer than the leftover Christmas ham.

1. The Unhinged Sister
Best Secret Santa gift ideas for your sister who’s a little chaotic, sarcastic, and impossible to shop for.


2. The Work Wife / Office Bestie
Funny and thoughtful Secret Santa gifts for your work wife or favourite office friend who keeps you sane during meetings.

3. The Boss Who Has Everything
Unique and office-appropriate Secret Santa gift ideas for your boss—funny, safe and professional (mostly).

4. Wine Mum / Prosecco Princess
Best Secret Santa gifts for wine-loving mums and friends who believe in a weekly 'juice' cleanse.

5. The Brother Who Still Lives at Home
Funny and affordable Secret Santa gifts for your brother who eats your snacks, steals your charger, and still lives with mum.

6. The Passive Aggressive Mother-in-Law
Go on, make her laugh!! Secret Santa gifts for your mother-in-law that are polite on the surface, but slightly spicy underneath.


7. Secret Santa for Under $20
Cheap but hilarious Secret Santa gifts under $20 that still deliver big laughs and fast shipping in Australia.

8. Last-Minute Secret Santa Lifesavers
Last minute, in stock and ready to ship! Secret Santa gift ideas you can order in Australia when you’ve left it to the last minute (again).

So what are you waiting for? Beat the shipping delays, lock in the laughs and hit that checkout button now before Karen from accounts buys the last one.