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You know you're Australian If:
How scarn cunt? Yeah Nah, All good thanks cept Stevo is at the servo with the ambo cos he had a serve with the garbo this arvo!
You know you’re Australian if you:
You say "just these thanks" at the servo counter.
You say "yeah good chat mate" when you're talking to someone and they don't respond.
You buy lunch from a food court for $9.95 and tell the person behind the counter to "keep the change".
Saying "she's shit herself" when the car won't start.
Responding with "get fucked" when someone tells you some news.
You say "you're not wrong" when someone makes a good point.
You live off Coles pasta salad in the Summer.
Saying "whooo, that's got some kick to it" when eating spicy food.
You stick the footy fixture on the fridge.
You call children "champion".
You yawn loudly closely followed by saying "shit".
You say "is it smoko yet" after you've been at work for 10 minutes.
You tell you mate "I can't take you anywhere" when they drop something in public.
You pour the leftover flavour out of the empty Shapes packet into your mouth.
You remark "here's trouble" or "look at what the cat dragged in" when you see an old mate.
When someone offers you a beer you say "it'd be rude not to".
When it's a full moon you say "the crazies will be out tonight".
You say "it's not the heat, it's the humidity that gets you" on a hot day.
You say "good shit" to fill in awkward silences.
You refer to random items as "these bad boys".
You say "fuck she's a bit warm" when getting into a hot car.
You think any bad situation is a stitch up.
When someone says "it's a bit hot" and your response is "it's not cold".
You pretend to let someone in your car then drive off a little bit when they open the door.
You respond "true" to literally every statement.
You say "that was quick" when someone leaves but returns because they forgot something.
You say "yeah no worries mate" when you let someone merge in front of you and they don't wave.
You ask on Facebook why the Police helicopter is flying over.
You say "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" when justifying pre noon drinks.
You use a bread clip to repair your thongs.
All the glasses in your kitchen have been knocked off from your local pub.
Lest we forget (first Published Anzac day 2024).
Definitely Aussie if you add a bag of bread rolls, and a cooked chook with the pasta salad for a summer dinner.. and your even more Aussie if you eat it off paper plates so no dishes 
“You can do mine when you’re done”, When you see your neighbour washing their car 
When you can’t get into a taxi/uber without dropping the classic ‘been busy tonight mate’
In Tassie if there's a frost you will not go past someone without them saying "she's a bit fresh this morning"
In SA "Heaps good" when something is moderately goo
Foreplay = "brace yerself, Sheila"
Up my clacka! When a car is to close to your car while driving.
When you overhear someone at the Coles deli ask for little boys… and then corrects herself and says cocktail franks 
- she’s not wrong! lol
- she’s not wrong! lolScreaming "TAXI!" when someone drops something
You tie something down in a trailer, give the strap a flick and say "that's not goin anywhere"
When asking what's for dinner and the response was "bread and duck under the table" or "shit and chips".
Not Happy Jan.
Telling flies to f
k off and getting angry cause they don’t
Kimmy look amoie, lookamoieeee
Ken Oath mate
If you identify as Aussie, you will love our cheeky gift store...
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