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"Roses are red, your name isn't Fred, I got you a Birthday Card, now I'm going the fuck back to Bed!" Need a little help in the greeting card writing department? Stumped for ideas? Mind as blank as a dad at a Taylor Swift concert? Let The Inappropriate Gift Co help you with this inspiring and heartfelt collection of greeting card messages...
BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD IDEAS
50th BIRTHDAY CARD GREETINGS
60th BIRTHDAY CARD GREETINGS
WHAT TO WRITE IN A SYMPATHY CARD
DIVORCE CARD GREETINGS
OFFICE FAREWELL CARD GREETINGS
1. Good luck finding better work colleagues than us!
2. Strategy meetings will never be the same with no one to derail them while binging Mentos
3. May your new job have fewer meetings that could have been emails, better snacks, and at least one competent coworker
ARRIVAL OF A BABY CARD GREETINGS
1. Congratulations on the much-anticipated arrival of your baby! Don't worry, the feelings of exhaustion, anxiety, and judgment will start to ease when the baby starts Year 4....Before kicking off again when the baby goes to high school. All the best!
2. Welcome to parenthood! Where the coffees are ice cold, sleep goes to die, and laundry multiplies like rabbits on Red Bull!
3. We are so excited to hear of the arrival of your little bundle of joy! Remember to sleep when the baby sleeps, clean when the baby cleans, and do laundry when the baby does laundry! And don't worry, the first 18 years are the hardest!
At the Inappropriate Gift Co, we love any opportunity to celebrate, and life milestones are our favourite! If you’ve got a greeting card idea or need help finding the perfect words for a special moment, drop it in the comments!
....and don't forget the fun gift...
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Every year, as we approach the festive season, Oprah drops her "Oprah's Favourite Things List", a polished list of "must-haves" to be the best version of yourself. From essentials for the busy host with the most, to boujee wellness gadgets guaranteed to help you shed the kilos. Well, move over Oprah, because it’s time for Lori’s Favourite Things 2025.
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At The Inappropriate Gift Co, we're all for hyping up gift buying as the holy grail of happiness. We throw around impressive facts like how buying gifts for others releases 80% of your daily dopamine requirements (and how 46% of statistics are completely made up). But let’s get real for a second, gift shopping isn’t always sunshine and serotonin. Read on to discover the 7 reasons people hate gift shopping and what you can do about it.
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Dads can be notoriously hard to buy for, mostly because they either already have everything or genuinely want nothing except to be left alone. Sure, if money were no object, you could gift him a flame-throwing 10-burner BBQ fit for a caveman king. But if the funds are low and the appreciation is high, go for something that’ll make him laugh and remind him he’s loved and to say thank you for the blocked toilet repairs and 2am nightclub picks even though you're a "functioning" adult.