Inappropriate Bon Bon Jokes:
A man walks into a Zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shitzu.
What do you call a guy with a small dick? Justin. What do you call a guy with a big dick? Phil.
How do you embarrass an Archeologist? show him your tampon and ask him what period it's from.
My dad died from the wrong blood transfusion - at the time of his death he kept telling us "be positive" but it's hard without him.
Why do Walruses love a tupperware party? They're always on the look out for a tight seal.