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Inappropriate Bon Bon Jokes:
A man walks into a Zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shitzu.
What do you call a guy with a small dick? Justin. What do you call a guy with a big dick? Phil.
How do you embarrass an Archeologist? show him your tampon and ask him what period it's from.
My dad died from the wrong blood transfusion - at the time of his death he kept telling us "be positive" but it's hard without him.
Why do Walruses love a tupperware party? They're always on the look out for a tight seal.
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Tis the season to be tipsy...fa la la la la, la la la. Chistmas in July is a perfect time to get your besties together and have a laugh, share some inappropriate gifts and get toasty.
No fun story ever started with someone eating a salad, so you are going to need some naughty (but nice) alcoholic beverages. We have compiled an inappropriate cocktail menu just for you...
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Why host a Christmas in July party and how to make it fun!
Why throw an Xmas in July party? Because we all need some fun in our lives! It is the perfect excuse to throw a party! It is essentially all the best things Christmas has to offer; food, wine, fun games and loads of laughs, without the obligation of hosting unwanted guests, like your fucking Mother-in-law.
To make it a breeze, follow our step-by-step guide to the best ever Christmas in July!
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