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Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas. Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door.
One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress. He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn't loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike.
Then an angel walked into his office and asked, "Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?"And so was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a man?A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.
Have you heard about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?He can run as fast as Rudolph, he just can't stop as fast.
Santa walked in and said to mrs Claus " I’ve been so busy, I don’t know if I’m coming or going"! She said......"By the look on your face you’re going.....because when you’re coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle !!
Please keep the jokes coming in to my inbox... it's the highlight of my day. lori@theinappropriategiftco.com
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Gifts we are not allowed to advertise on Facebook
No need to read any further if you get offended easily!
Once upon a time before people got offended by everything, there lived a successful inappropriate gift shop. The gift shop was a safe and fun store where people with an inappropriate sense of humour could find gifts for their friends and loved ones who also had a rude, edgy, sarcastic and quirky sense of humour.
Many of our customers found us through our Facebook page. Then came along the big bad wolf Zuckerburg (misspelt on purpose IYKYK) and his community standards and they threatened to blow the store down. The Inappropriate Gift Co pleaded with them... "Please this is our livelihood, we left corporate jobs with good money to sell this funny shit, please don't ban us and take away our fun and our ability to pay our mortgage"
The Facebook gods looked down upon us with pity and said:
"Alrighty then as long as you only post gifts and memes that meet our standards and we will not be showing your page or your shop to anyone new"
The Gift Co was relieved that it could still exist until it realised that a good 90% of its gifts and memes may not meet community standards...and by not being shown to any new inappropriate peeps it is difficult to grow, especially when we cannot advertise our best sellers.
If you have read this far... THANK YOU. Here are our best sellers that we are not allowed to advertise:
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