Your Cart is Empty
WTF Wednesday #23
Sue asks her son Paul, “Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?”
“A bit of both, actually,” replies the teenager..
“I’d say you’re pretty ugly.”
Weather girl: “…. and because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 3 inches of snow, or, as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches.”
Peter comes very drunk home late at night and wakes up his wife: “Emily wake up! this house is haunted" "WTF”, she replies sleepily.
“I just went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself and when I left, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. We've got a poltergeist !
Emily replies groans: “FFS Peter! You've just pissed in the fridge again!!!”
My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.
Please keep the jokes coming in to my inbox... it's the highlight of my day. lori@theinappropriategiftco.com
It's been bloody busy which is great for us. The most exciting thing is that this Christmas so many people across the globe will be opening one of our inappropriate gifts.
THAT MAKES US SMILE.
A huge huge thank you for all you support this year. 2019 is already shaping up to be very inappropriate with lots of new suppliers coming on board.
There is still time for Xmas delivery if you are in Australia. Our warehouse is working super hard to turnaround orders within 24- 48 hours - all gifts get sent from Sydney.
Today I went out and about to deliver some of our inappropriate gifts to the legends in the community. I visited celebrities, police stations and the legends above - BONDI RESCUE!!
Lori
Leave a comment
Comments will be approved before showing up.
Also in Making Life Fun Again
What Gifts Are Trending in Australia for 2026?
If 2026 has taught us anything so far, it’s that gift-giving has officially moved on from “panic-buy something beige” to “this made me laugh, cry or feel seen”. People aren’t buying gifts anymore; they’re buying vibes, dopamine, and gifts that spark instant joy. So, what’s actually trending in gifts right now? Let’s unpack what gifts are currently trending as we speed into month two of 2026!
Teacher Appreciation Gift Ideas
As parents, we have a responsibility to get the end-of-year gift right for our kids' teacher. We can’t actually send help… but we can send wine, chocolate, and coffee vouchers. Those are great — they absolutely take the edge off. But to truly show your appreciation for the saint who took your kids out of your line of sight for 6 hours a day, 5 days a week, the team at The Inappropriate Gift Co believes you can do better.
The 90s Called… They Want Their Christmas Back and Honestly, Same here!
If you’ve been scrolling through Reels and TikToks lately, you’ll know exactly what’s happening. The algorithm has wrapped itself in tartan, sprayed on a can of Impulse “O₂”, and is whispering sweet nothings like: “Remember Christmas in the 90s?” We do! Because the 90s were MAGIC. Here's how to relive the magic! It starts with zero fucks!