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WTF Wednesday #26
At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general
managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales),
XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found
themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said
without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New.."
To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of
Beers."
And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on
the planet."
The General Manager of Carlton & United paused a moment and then placed
his order: "VB."
The head of XXXX smiled and said "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others looked at him has if he had sprouted a new head.
"Well," he said with a shrug, "if you bunch of cu**ts aren't drinking beer, then
neither will I."
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