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WTF Wednesday #27

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WTF Wednesday #27

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on the way to see my parents, so I called them up and on speaker phone and said

"Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh dear" she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time"

Two ladies having lunch and one whispers "I'm having a boob job"  her friend replies, "that's nothing I'm getting my arsehole bleached" First lady says "really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde"

I said to a Policeman "If I called you a cun#t would you arrest me? The policeman replied, "yes I would arrest you".

I said "What if I was just thinking you were a cun*t?" "There's not much I can do about that" he replied. 

"Good" I said, "Because I think you're a cun*t"

Knock Knock. 

Whose there?  

Grandad.

Quick. Stop the cremation. 

Thanks to Phil from our inappropriate dads FB group for these gems. A special mention to Joy.S who sends me great meme's. Please keep them coming, I have the best inbox ever -  lori@theinappropriategiftco.com 

 WHOLESALE STOCKISTS

Most people like the convenience of buying online, but there are a few dinosaurs (like me) who actually like going into stores, so if you have any suggestions of boutique stores you would like to see our range in please let us know. 

QUALITY PRODUCTS 

One of the best forms of feedback we can get is if you let us know if you are unhappy with a product for ANY reason. We want to build our brand on quality products, so we actually want to hear about things that are not up to your expectations, that way we can improve and keep you happy as we grow. As a result of feedback from customers we have already made changes to our socks and takeaway travel mugs this year.   

 

 

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