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WTF Wednesday #27

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WTF Wednesday #27

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on the way to see my parents, so I called them up and on speaker phone and said

"Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh dear" she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time"

Two ladies having lunch and one whispers "I'm having a boob job"  her friend replies, "that's nothing I'm getting my arsehole bleached" First lady says "really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde"

I said to a Policeman "If I called you a cun#t would you arrest me? The policeman replied, "yes I would arrest you".

I said "What if I was just thinking you were a cun*t?" "There's not much I can do about that" he replied. 

"Good" I said, "Because I think you're a cun*t"

Knock Knock. 

Whose there?  

Grandad.

Quick. Stop the cremation. 

Thanks to Phil from our inappropriate dads FB group for these gems. A special mention to Joy.S who sends me great meme's. Please keep them coming, I have the best inbox ever -  lori@theinappropriategiftco.com 

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