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WTF Wednesday #28
A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day, what do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers suggestively, "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"
"Because I don't like disturbing you at work" she smiles.
"How do you like your coffee" asked the Barista.
"Like my men" I replied. He smirked and said "hot, black, rich and strong?" No I growled, "nowhere near my vagina".
Thank you to the beautiful Joey @f_ollowmetowonderland for taking a great photo of our gifts in action. We look forward to seeing more photos of customers using our products.
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