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A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day, what do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers suggestively, "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"
"Because I don't like disturbing you at work" she smiles.
"How do you like your coffee" asked the Barista.
"Like my men" I replied. He smirked and said "hot, black, rich and strong?" No I growled, "nowhere near my vagina".
Thank you to the beautiful Joey @f_ollowmetowonderland for taking a great photo of our gifts in action. We look forward to seeing more photos of customers using our products.
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Tis the season to be tipsy...fa la la la la, la la la. Chistmas in July is a perfect time to get your besties together and have a laugh, share some inappropriate gifts and get toasty.
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Why host a Christmas in July party and how to make it fun!
Why throw an Xmas in July party? Because we all need some fun in our lives! It is the perfect excuse to throw a party! It is essentially all the best things Christmas has to offer; food, wine, fun games and loads of laughs, without the obligation of hosting unwanted guests, like your fucking Mother-in-law.
To make it a breeze, follow our step-by-step guide to the best ever Christmas in July!
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