A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day, what do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers suggestively, "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"
"Because I don't like disturbing you at work" she smiles.
"How do you like your coffee" asked the Barista.
"Like my men" I replied. He smirked and said "hot, black, rich and strong?" No I growled, "nowhere near my vagina".
Thank you to the beautiful Joey @f_ollowmetowonderland for taking a great photo of our gifts in action. We look forward to seeing more photos of customers using our products.
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Enjoy this blog all about Virgos, and if you are a Virgo reading this, please feel free to let us know any typos, grammar or punctuation errors, because we couldn't be bothered to proof read it and we know that stuff is right up your ally!
If you want something done right, just ask a Virgo to do it.
To each and everyone of you who have commented on this post. Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time!!!!! Yay It’s flaps out Friday. We love inappropriate gifts and this outfit is the gift that keeps giving! #Makinglifefunagain
The Leo, as with all cats, believe they rule the world and everyone else should clear the path when they’re coming though. Although known for their strong and savagely fierce attitude, they are, like their furry housebound counterpart, lazy as fuck! You’ll find them dodging duties left, right and centre.