WTF Wednesday #30

Our Monday Mug of the week - perfect Valentine's gift for that person who has finally ditched the idiot. check out our blog below on what NOT to buy us!

How To Speak Chinese - Advanced 

• Not right............Sum Ting Wong
• Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
• See me asap..........Kum Hia Nao
• Stupid man...............Dum Gai
• Small horse.................Tai Ni Po Ni
• It's very dark in here.........................Wai So Dim?
• I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
• This is a tow-away zone......................No Pah King
• Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?
• Staying out of sight........Lei Ying Lo 
• He's cleaning his automobile.................Wa Shing Ka
• Your body odour is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu 
• Did you go to the beach?.....................Wai Yu So Tan?
• I bumped into a coffee table.................Ai Bang Mai Ni
• I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat

Treat yourself to some Chinese inappropriate fortune cookies for the year of the pig.

Fortune cookies that insult you. Now that's bloody brilliant!

From the outside, they look like innocent fortune cookies — but that's where the similarity ends. They don't predict unimaginable success or eternal happiness. Instead— these snarky, sassy and sarcastic fortune cookies with attitude will leave you speechless at their crude "roast comedy" inspired humour that'll leave you with no choice but to have a laugh at your own expense. One thing is guaranteed: LOTS OF FUN!

 While we are on the subject of inappropriate food have you tasted our nuts? If you are going to gag on them - they may as well be tasty.