Our Monday Mug of the week - introducing Dave and Jess - our married couple.
We are going to have fun with them this year! They remind me a bit of Dino and Melissa from #MAFS.
I hate Russian dolls they're so full of themselves.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
The first time I got a universal remote I thought to myself - "this changes everything".
I refused to believe my road worker dad was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back - you've lost a pigeon.
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
Just because nobody complains, it doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet - you can hide but you can't run.
My friend keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline - she hit the roof!
My wife tells me sex is always better on holiday - I hate receiving those postcards.
Just got back from the world strawberry picking championships. Lost in the final to a girl with no legs - jammy c*nt.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
Apologies to all the NON MAFS (Married at First Sight) fans (you can skip this part). This is actually the first year I have watched it. It is a train wreck of cringeworthyness, my brain cells die every time I'm watching but I AM OBSESSED.
I think we might create a MAFS range of merch. Last week Bronson dropped the C -bomb on TV, it was bleeped out soo badly that you knew exactly what it was and everyone appeared very shocked.
My question is when is it ok to drop the C Bomb? (there is a back story here about someone called Innes/An#S but MAFS fans will know all about this). The C word is very derisive - we know from customer feedback that a lot of you don't like it (we also know a lot of you love the word).
For me its all about the context - like it is with any word. I think the F word is used so regularly now that we need a stronger word to use. My mother happens to think it is the worst word in the world (which is probably why I like dropping it in conversations around her when I can). Our University of Northern Territory is one of our bestselling products, so has the time come now where the C word is acceptable? Let us know what you think - email@example.com or comment with us on socials FB- The Inappropriate Gift Co INSTA: @Inappropriategift
The good news for us is we can't see K-MART, Target or Big W stocking C word products anytime soon! If you are not a fan of the c word don't scroll down as our shopping range this week is dedicated to the C-Bomb.
Coming into stock this week.....
Most of us would rather be caught naked than have our finances open to view. Why are we so reluctant to engage properly and effectively with something so fundamental? Mel Browne challenges us to change our thinking and our bank balances for the better.
Each week we will bring you our recommendations of what may make you smile.
Facebook site of the week: Rate My Plate (a closed group) full of sarcastic reviews on peoples plate of food - the comments are hysterical - worth a follow.
APP of the week: Sit Or Squat. Restroom Finder. It is an American app that tells you whether a public bathroom is clean or not.
If you want to know more about whether you should sit or squat in public toilets, check out this blog by Anna Cabeca from MindBodyGreen.com.
Buying a gift for a teacher is a lovely gesture- after all, we have a lot to thank them for! But we all know it can be hard to find something personal and useful that 30 other class mums haven’t already thought of!
Here are some tongue-in-cheek gift-giving ‘dont’s’ from The Inappropriate Gift Co.to help guide you through your Christmas gifting.
Enjoy our hilarious guide to making it through the yuletide culinary chaos unscathed. From the Christmas lunch, that magical time of year when your waistband tightens and your inner food enthusiast high-fives your inner glutton, to the family dynamics and deep-seed emotional scars that rear their head! We have you covered with a strategy that involves wit, alcohol, and a pair of stretchy pants.