A couple want to have s#x but their son is in the house
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice block and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...
"An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having s#x. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having s#x?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with an ice block"
Two men are playing a competitive round of golf. One of them is about take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments: "that must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very caring and thoughtful man." The man, recovering his composure replies, "yeah, well we were married 35 years".
Please email any jokes you find funny to firstname.lastname@example.org
We ended up choosing "Everyone knows a Jess, she is usually incredibly bright and fucking funny." There were some great comments on socials, thanks to all of you who contributed.
Yep - I've gone and done it... I've annoyed Marky Z so much that he has now given me a one month ban from Facebook - read my blog to find out why! (I blame you f#ckers..lol). The business can still post on FB via my admin team so don't worry.. the inappropriate posts will keep coming!
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Enjoy this blog all about Virgos, and if you are a Virgo reading this, please feel free to let us know any typos, grammar or punctuation errors, because we couldn't be bothered to proof read it and we know that stuff is right up your ally!
If you want something done right, just ask a Virgo to do it.
To each and everyone of you who have commented on this post. Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time!!!!! Yay It’s flaps out Friday. We love inappropriate gifts and this outfit is the gift that keeps giving! #Makinglifefunagain
The Leo, as with all cats, believe they rule the world and everyone else should clear the path when they’re coming though. Although known for their strong and savagely fierce attitude, they are, like their furry housebound counterpart, lazy as fuck! You’ll find them dodging duties left, right and centre.