A couple want to have s#x but their son is in the house
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice block and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...
"An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having s#x. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having s#x?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with an ice block"
Two men are playing a competitive round of golf. One of them is about take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments: "that must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very caring and thoughtful man." The man, recovering his composure replies, "yeah, well we were married 35 years".
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We ended up choosing "Everyone knows a Jess, she is usually incredibly bright and fucking funny." There were some great comments on socials, thanks to all of you who contributed.
Yep - I've gone and done it... I've annoyed Marky Z so much that he has now given me a one month ban from Facebook - read my blog to find out why! (I blame you f#ckers..lol). The business can still post on FB via my admin team so don't worry.. the inappropriate posts will keep coming!
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It can be difficult knowing what gift to get your better half on Valentines day, treat them to something that will make them smile this year ..
We had some great fun designing some new mugs for valentines day, thanks for all your suggestions on Facebook and Instagram. Here are our favourites, let us know in comments which one you would actually buy!