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WTF Wednesday #47

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WTF Wednesday #47

This week we launched our new Executive Assistant Range of products.   

Ok so we have tackled Nurse, Teacher, HR and Admin Gifts - what other professions would you like to see featured? Can you think of any funny slogans?  Email us at info@theinappropriategiftco.com as usual if we feature your idea, we'll send you that gift to say thanks. 

 Joke Du Jour

A couple want to have s#x but their son is in the house

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice block and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...

"An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having s#x. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having s#x?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with an ice block"

*******

Two men are playing a competitive round of golf. One of them is about take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation. 

His opponent comments: "that must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very caring and thoughtful man." The man, recovering his composure replies, "yeah, well we were married 35 years". 

Please email any jokes you find funny to info@theinappropriategiftco.com

 What's new pussycat

We ended up choosing "Everyone knows a Jess, she is usually incredibly bright and fucking funny." There were some great comments on socials, thanks to all of you who contributed.

 

INSTA FACEBOOK 

Yep - I've gone and done it... I've annoyed Marky Z so much that he has now given me a one month ban from Facebook - read my blog to find out why!   (I blame you f#ckers..lol).  The business can still post on FB via my admin team so don't worry.. the inappropriate posts will keep coming! 

What will make you smile

Things that made me laugh this week.... 

At what point did this seem like a good idea? Woman pops balloon on his crotch

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform a seductive song about a very special gift box they give to women. [Season 32, 2006]SNL - Christmas Gift 

Best thing on Facebook this week... "get off your phone" 

 

 

 

 

 

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