We recently asked who your hall pass would be.. Thanks for all the responses. The most popular was Chris Hemsworth, so we shall be doing a mug with his beautiful bod on it. Other suggestions were:
Harvey from Suits
Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password.
It's not stroganoff
Me: "I'm scared of The Backstreet Boys".
Therapist: "tell me why"
I bought a p#orn dvd today and all I could see was a dark image of a fat guy holding his dong.
Then I realised the TV wasn't on.
Woman listens in on her 4 year old playing with his train set.
“All those getting off, go on f#ck off, and all those getting on f#cking hurry up”
The woman smacks his bum and sends him upstairs till he’s learned his lesson.
2 hours later the boy comes back down, says sorry to his mum and carries on playing, Mum listens in:
”all those departing thank you for travelling with us and have a good day! All those boarding, mind the gap and have a safe journey!...And all those who are upset by the 2 hour delay, blame the fat c#nt in the kitchen!
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