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We recently asked who your hall pass would be.. Thanks for all the responses. The most popular was Chris Hemsworth, so we shall be doing a mug with his beautiful bod on it. Other suggestions were:
Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password.
It's not stroganoff
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Me: "I'm scared of The Backstreet Boys".
Therapist: "tell me why"
Me: {SCREAMS}
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I bought a p#orn dvd today and all I could see was a dark image of a fat guy holding his dong.
Then I realised the TV wasn't on.
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Woman listens in on her 4 year old playing with his train set.
“All those getting off, go on f#ck off, and all those getting on f#cking hurry up”
The woman smacks his bum and sends him upstairs till he’s learned his lesson.
2 hours later the boy comes back down, says sorry to his mum and carries on playing, Mum listens in:
”all those departing thank you for travelling with us and have a good day! All those boarding, mind the gap and have a safe journey!...And all those who are upset by the 2 hour delay, blame the fat c#nt in the kitchen!
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No time to refinance your mortgage this festive season? We've got you covered with our ultimate inappropriate gift guide! With prices skyrocketing, Secret Santa budgets have grown—because $10 won’t even buy a loaf of bread, let alone a fun Kris Kringle gift. Check out our favourite ideas for a little extra splurge this year!
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If you're scratching your head trying to keep up with all the Secret Santa variations flying around, don't worry—you’re not alone. Honestly, we’re just as bamboozled! Our customers have shared a smorgasbord of ways they swap gifts at Christmas parties, and we thought, why keep all the fun to ourselves?