WTF Wednesday #60

I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”

What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? 

Wipe it off and say you’re sorry.

A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum!'”

[At the ER}

ER:    “What brings you here today?

ME:     So..me and my BF wanted to try anal bees and -

ER:      You mean anal beads?

ME:     *Faint Buzzing* No

We love our cheeky laundry bags.. 

This wins the internet for me today.  How awesome is 57 year old Judith! Apparently she is looking between 8 and 11 inches of love. 

Naked Attraction.

These two goats are just too cool for school 

Not Inappropriate but will still bring a smile hopefully to you. 

Bob, Steve and Murray x 

Need a cheeky gift for an upcoming birthday?