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I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”
What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Wipe it off and say you’re sorry.
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum!'”
[At the ER}
ER: “What brings you here today?
ME: So..me and my BF wanted to try anal bees and -
ER: You mean anal beads?
ME: *Faint Buzzing* No

We love our cheeky laundry bags..


This wins the internet for me today. How awesome is 57 year old Judith! Apparently she is looking between 8 and 11 inches of love.
These two goats are just too cool for school
Not Inappropriate but will still bring a smile hopefully to you.
Bob, Steve and Murray x


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Rarely does Christmas arrive with a gentle knock on the door, it steamrolls in, ready to flatten all your plans for a Pinterest-worthy Ralph Lauren Christmas tree. You can start organising in June and still end up buried under wrapping paper, deadlines and missing parcels. Between delayed postage, empty shelves and Secret Santa pressure, it’s less “Silent Night” and more “Survival Mode.” So, if your cart is full, stop procrastinating and hit checkout before someone else nabs the good stuff.
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Move over, Love Island. Step aside, MAFS, finally, a reality show has arrived for people who actually own furniture, remember dial-up internet, and still send Christmas cards. Welcome to The Inappropriate Gift Co's recap on The Golden Bachelor!