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WTF Wednesday #60
I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”
What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Wipe it off and say you’re sorry.
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum!'”
[At the ER}
ER: “What brings you here today?
ME: So..me and my BF wanted to try anal bees and -
ER: You mean anal beads?
ME: *Faint Buzzing* No
We love our cheeky laundry bags..
This wins the internet for me today. How awesome is 57 year old Judith! Apparently she is looking between 8 and 11 inches of love.
These two goats are just too cool for school
Not Inappropriate but will still bring a smile hopefully to you.
Bob, Steve and Murray x
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VALENTINE MUGS
It can be difficult knowing what gift to get your better half on Valentines day, treat them to something that will make them smile this year ..
We had some great fun designing some new mugs for valentines day, thanks for all your suggestions on Facebook and Instagram. Here are our favourites, let us know in comments which one you would actually buy!