I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”
What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Wipe it off and say you’re sorry.
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum!'”
[At the ER}
ER: “What brings you here today?
ME: So..me and my BF wanted to try anal bees and -
ER: You mean anal beads?
ME: *Faint Buzzing* No
We love our cheeky laundry bags..
This wins the internet for me today. How awesome is 57 year old Judith! Apparently she is looking between 8 and 11 inches of love.
Not Inappropriate but will still bring a smile hopefully to you.
Bob, Steve and Murray x
Need a cheeky gift for an upcoming birthday?