September 11, 2019 1 min read

Joke Du Jour

I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”

What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? 

Wipe it off and say you’re sorry.

A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum!'”

[At the ER}

ER:    “What brings you here today?

ME:     So..me and my BF wanted to try anal bees and -

ER:      You mean anal beads?

ME:     *Faint Buzzing* No

What's new pussycat

We love our cheeky laundry bags.. 

What will make you smile

This wins the internet for me today.  How awesome is 57 year old Judith! Apparently she is looking between 8 and 11 inches of love. 

Naked Attraction.

These two goats are just too cool for school 

Not Inappropriate but will still bring a smile hopefully to you. 

Bob, Steve and Murray x 

Need a cheeky gift for an upcoming birthday? 

 


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