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WTF Wednesday #72

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WTF Wednesday #72

Only 2 online shopping weeks before Christmas.

FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100.

ZIP PAY and AFTERPAY available. 

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Please note the last day for guaranteed Christmas delivery to Sydney, Melb, Brisbane is Friday 20th December

(That's if we have any stock left - its flying out the door - Budget Ben is very happy!)  

Joke Du Jour

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I spent it already," replied the farmer.

"OK then, just unload the donkey."

"What're you gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.

"I'm gonna raffle him off."

"Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!" exclaimed the farmer.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked about what happened with the dead donkey.

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't no one complain?" asked the farmer.

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

OMG - Your reaction to my cancer free news last week made my year.

What's new pussycat

I received so many beautiful and personal messages from you! I have spent all week celebrating x 

What will make you smile

Our new blog -  Inappropriate Gifts For Kids- what NOT TO BUY 

 

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