Women are amazing! They deserve endless gifts, cocktails every Friday with a no-strings-attached foot rub, and an annual trip to Paris for pastries, champagne, and shopping. But let’s be real—if we indulged that much, life’s delicate balance would collapse, and the chaotic shitshow would reign! At the Inappropriate Gift Co, we believe there is no greater gift than the gift of laughter, so when shopping for the perfect gift for her, let laughter lead the way.
Let’s face it, guys are tough to shop for. Dads, Husbands, Brothers, Workmates...they either claim they don’t need anything (lies) or suggest some wildly overpriced gadget they’ll use once, then forget about. At the Inappropriate Gift Co, we say go for the laughs.
dads are simple creatures, we don’t wish for fresh underpants and socks with pictures on them, we just want to be woken up with a blow job and to have a day where we strut around the house drinking beer and not having to clean anything
If a gift is on your mind then get us something we can use...like a fleshlight or a chainsaw....or an eagle or a chainsaw wielding eagle with a fleshlight attachment.
Failing that you may want to get us a gift from the Inappropriate Gift Co.
Fathers gifts need to be fun gifts because we out up with your shit all year!