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7 CommentsLet's make wearing masks fun!
We have done the hard but enjoyable task of trawling the internet to search out the best inappropriate face masks, here are some of our favourites:
TIGER KING HAUNTS US STILL. Carole has her own range!
You can also start looking like Joe Exotic (if you want to?)
If you do want to look like a complete knob, why not try this one?
Or if you like cock, you could try wearing this one.
If you're not a cock lover but do love dick, this one is for you.
While we are on the subject of sex, check out this sex toy one below.
(P.S.I have no idea what most of those toys are.. I just use a good old fashioned cucumber from Coles)
While we are on the subject of sex toys, you don't even need to buy a new mask, just use the one you have in your bedroom cupboard, perfect for eating hot dogs through.
This mask below is perfect to wear grocery shopping.
Is it just me or is this baby one slightly disturbing?
The next one is even more disturbing.. someone get that person a tissue!
I think I will stay away from anyone wearing this mask..
Nice smile..
Of course our favourite inappropriate masks are the ones we are creating!
The ones featured below, have reached our finalist stage - head on over to our socialsto vote on which ones you want us to make. They will be available for preorder early next week and should take approx two weeks to make and send. They are made and printed in Australia and will come with filters and a nose pinch seam (Karen, please note they are not medical devices).
August 20, 2021
I love the one with all the dicks
August 03, 2020
I’ll have a Fuck Off Cunt and not feeling very talk one – for sure!
August 03, 2020
Not today Rona please!!
August 02, 2020
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August 02, 2020
Not Today Rona
August 02, 2020
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Please advise when can order this mask please
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE!! I need at least 10 PLEASE!!
How do I order?