"Inappropriate Mum and dad" gets banned from Facebook

January 27, 2021 4 min read 27 Comments

Our funny af Inappropriate dads page - a group run by my customers who are dads and like inappropriate humour has now been disabled by Zuckerberg! I get it, there have been some posts which are inappropriate, but the admin team have done a bloody good job of censoring them to make them fit in with Zuckerbergs guidelines, the thing is, Marky Z does not have a sense of humour!

At the moment the inappropriate mums page is still running as is my Inappropriate Gift CO VIP Membersas is the Inappropriate Gift CO Business page, BUT - with our sense of humour it is only a matter of time.

I wouldn't care if we were posting shit that was offensive not funny but we are not! (well apart from my Trump meme post which was offensive to trump supporters I suppose).

So for all you dads who were having fun laughing at the inappropriate dads page - we have created it as "our last page got deleted" you will need to find it as a private group and apply to be a member, you will need to be a male and and a dad (no females or joint accounts allowed) you will also need to stick to the rules or else that page will get disabled too.

Last time I annoyed Mark he gave me a ban for a month .. here is what I thought of that!

Yep, I've only gone and annoyed Marky Z soo much that he has now given me me a ban for a month. A whole month without Facebook, how will I cope? The next time I put anything on that annoys him my account gets deleted, no trial, no appeals .... I’m toast!

I know what you are all thinking - what on earth did I post to get me this ban? Well to be honest, not much. It happens to be the third offence in a row though so hence the long ban.

So my first 24 hr ban came for this post ....

Nudity is not allowed. FFS can you see his dick? No.

Second 1 week ban came for this one....

"inappropriate content against community guidelines"

Can you see his dick? No

Last ban (one month - which I am currently serving) came for this pic...

once again can you see his dick no? I was just asking what type of dog it was?

So yes I have now learnt my lesson - NOT to have any laughs about appendages in shorts or tracksuit pants on Facebook.

My next ban will get my account deleted. This made me angry.

It shouldn’t I suppose because I’m an adult and I realise that breaking rules is wrong.

The thing that really upset me though is that you don’t realise how much you miss something until it’s gone. I’ve been on Facebook now for 15 years ... a lot has happened in those 15 years; I met my husband, got engaged, got married, had two cats, two dogs, two kids, lots of travel. Lots of good times with friends and family and Facebook has all that info. If I get my account deleted I can wave goodbye to all those Facebook memories.

A memory like this one from 8 years ago (and yes my son is wearing a pink jumper so what?)

will no longer pop up in my news feed and that devastates me.

Yes for all of you tech heads and super organised mums, I KNOW I should be keeping a back up of a back up from all my devices that have valuable info including photos on them.. but you are talking to a woman who sometimes forgets to check whether she has brushed her hair in the morning!

I also hate the power FB has, the power we gave it. You cannot contact anyone from FB to appeal anything it is a faceless business. It doesn’t care about users and tbh it doesn’t need too... it is more powerful than any other organisation I think second maybe to google.

I shouldn't really complain FB and Instagram have given me access to over 5000k followers for my business who I can reach that I never would have been able to before, it’s just a shame I have to link my personal account to my business one. My business is inappropriate so naturally I am pushing the limits of what’s acceptable with Facebook.

So a word of advice... just make sure any memories that pop up on your feed, you save... save to somewhere you own. Building and sharing memories on Facebook is like nurturing a garden in a rental property... if the owners say sell, you can wave goodbye to that beautiful frangipani and rose bush. It doesn’t matter that you may not use Facebook like I do with inappropriate posts, the fact still remains that if they decide to delete your account or start charging you for using the platform, your memories may well go with them.

Do not worry my lovely inappropriate family I will keep being inappropriate ( I don't know how not to be ) but I will just be sharing links now to my webpage that I own and I can write whatever the fuck I want on.

Would love your support by following my blogs and links.. and please comment below on your thoughts about Facebook, positive or negative x

Lots of love ... Lori , the inappropriate mum.

Ps Mums who get Facebook bans are my kind of mums!

PPS If you have messaged me on FB, apologies for my lack of response!

27 Responses

Nick

June 06, 2019

You can use a site called www.mysocialbook.com
I used it to make a permanent copy of my daughter’s public page. It’s costs for the hard copy but I was also able to get a free pdf version. Just the pdf has their watermark on every page. Just make your copy before posting more of your kettle and doggy photos 😂

Keely

June 06, 2019

Great read… so entertaining. You rock!

Facebook never bans posts that it should – I don’t know WTF or WHO TF does the screening, but they are all useless.

Perhaps you should create a Facebook account just for your biz and keep your real one for other stuff so you don’t lose your real one.

I think that’s appropriate – and keep on being INappropriate !

Wendy

June 05, 2019

How riDICKulous! 😂 but I totally get what you mean! I reported an image once on Facebook that was a photo or image of a woman and a child that had been absolutely slain. There was blood and guts everywhere, all up the walls and they were both lying in separate parts of the room completely tortured. Facebook wrote back to me and said they see no problem with the image. Double friggin standards! What about all the porn shots on Facebook, I don’t give a rats about that do they? Maybe Mark Z has a very small Wang and he’s jealous of big ones 😂 Now THATS inappropriate! Lol

Lisa Marie Lewis

June 05, 2019

I once reported a video of a woman being beheaded but that shit was ok but then I get banned for a week cause I made fun of a bunch of white guys swimming with alligators wtf?! Keep the faith, sis!

Janet

June 05, 2019

FB taking the moral high ground again! Meanwhile total strangers can hurl all kinds of abuse just because they don’t like what you say (or because they are just plain ignorant) and that is apparently OK.
We need to start a platform for adults that still know how to laugh at silly shit and at themselves without everyone getting all PC and offended!
Let’s do it! Start a revolution!
BTW I know jack about how one would go about this🤣🤣🤣

Alison

June 05, 2019

Who the fuck does Zuck think he is? God? This “banning” thing is beyond outrageous. It keeps happening to a friend of mine also. It has taken the fun out of it for me. Your blog and links people have included here have really opened my eyes to a few things and clearly, we NEED to have our eyes opened. It makes my blood boil that someone has the power to censor what we look at and share this way. Keep up your good work. At least you spread laughter and not this blatant example of complete arseholeism.

Theresa

June 05, 2019

So true!!

Kylie

June 05, 2019

Yet beheadings and live mass shootings can be viewed and practically nude females that don’t get deleted.

Don’t be surprised if this is from someone reporting your posts rather than Facebook bots detecting them automatically!

Maggie Cooper

June 05, 2019

I don’t understand the random rules on FB. The Rate My Plate page frequently has comments that contains the c bomb, truly offensive references (for some, not me) to dead children and the genitals of celebrities, and images that suggest various foodstuffs are made up of pink bits, and nobody seems to care about that.

Michelle Dawson

June 05, 2019

If all your FB followers simultaneously posted/shared a banned post of yours would we all get taken down for a period of time? If not lets do it! I personally loved the electric jug post and I love the laughs I get from your FB posts.

Anita

June 05, 2019

This is dumb! Why are these pics not ok but streaming live uncensored stuff or posting extremist content is?? I will have to sign up to your blog now too just incase 😎

Narelle

June 05, 2019

Fucking Facebook. I’m an Aromatherapist and have a business one of my products is called Fuck Off Spray and every fucking time I want to advertise the dickheads at FB don’t approve it it’s like Fuck is a naughty word FFS. I’ll follow you wherever you advertise. Fuck Facebook and their ban you don’t need them your fellow badass mums have got your back. Keep being fucking fabulous

Marian

June 05, 2019

This link may be clearer.
https://au.pcmag.com/how-to/52588/how-to-download-your-facebook-data-and-6-surprising-things-i-found

Vanessa

June 05, 2019

FFS I follow another “closed” page that has ALOT more things that are inappropriate.
Whilst I agree that some things on FB need deleting/moderating ie the Christchurch Shooting, dicks & boobs meh doesn’t bother me.

Amy Walker

June 05, 2019

They dont have a problem with showing women with their huge tits falling out of prom or wedding dresses. Or the ever popular Wal-Mart shoppers.

Kelly

June 05, 2019

A great lesson for us all to take on board. Thanks for sharing and hope the next month goes quickly! :) Love your posts!!

Olga Sosa

June 05, 2019

All I can say is WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!!!

Rose

June 05, 2019

😂😂😂 god love ya Lori! You’ve been cracking me up since the day I found your FB page about a year ago! 😂😂 keep fighting the inappropriate fight! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Michelle Stapleton

June 05, 2019

Omg!! I never save my photos!! And I heavily rely on Facebook memories! This never occurred to me before. Good luck I feel for u and I love your posts xxxx

Tania

June 05, 2019

You rock. And you keep it real. Your ‘can we really say that, well we will anyway’ humour is brilliant. It makes me smile, laugh, share with others and connects to my humour, I’m glad I’m not alone, lol.
I’m a mum to 35 various creatures, I work hard in a risky serious job, I swear, I can laugh at myself but laughing at others and random shit is better! I’m not a lovey dovey people person but I reckon I can speak for loads of us, we love you! Keep being you xx

Me

June 05, 2019

Your sense of humor is great! I can’t talk like that at work (preschool kids and all) so I love that I can chuckle at your jabs after work. Sorry about the ban….

Chelsea

June 05, 2019

That last one is my favourite. Seriously sprayed my mouthful of coffee all over the place! ….then searched high and low for it to share with others, but alas it was gone.
PS it’s a very big.. umm dog😉

Issy

June 05, 2019

Love hate Zuckers too, also assuming he has a small dick.

Sarah

June 05, 2019

Thanks for your laughs. People need not be so serious. Take a chill pill. Keep on.laughing , your my type of mum

Giselle

June 05, 2019

What a load of BS, so people can post 100s of pics of camel toe and too tight tops on braless ladies but lets not see the outine of a sausage 🤬🤬🤬

Kelly

June 05, 2019

Hi Lori
I have saved your 3 totally appropriate inappropriate pictures above in case you (or I ) ever need them again
Fuck FB

Michelle

June 05, 2019

Go to setting → privacy shortcuts → access my information → download my information. They send you everything (from memory). Save that file!

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Narelle

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Olga Sosa

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