Lori’s Favourite Things 2025

Every year, as we approach the festive season, Oprah drops her "Oprah's Favourite Things List", a polished list of "must-haves" to be the best version of yourself. From essentials for the busy host with the most, to boujee wellness gadgets guaranteed to help you shed the kilos. Well, move over Oprah, because it’s time for Lori’s Favourite Things 2025. Spoiler alert: there will be fewer $800 blenders and more inappropriate mugs, sweary board games, and things that make surviving adulthood slightly more bearable.

1. All My Fucking Meds Bag
Topping this year’s 2025 Lori’s Favourite Things list is a fashion and travel must-have!
Guaranteed to make your friend, sister, or mum laugh every time they look at it, which is especially handy when they glance in the mirror and remember what fresh new ailments they’re managing today. Meds sold separately! 

2. Everything Fucking Aches Sweary Heat Pack
While Oprah features plush bathrobes and mink loungewear sets (matching his and hers, of course), Lori's "Cosy Gifts" includes the Everything Fucking Aches Sweary heat pack, because honesty is the best policy! This great gift idea is as funny as it is practical.

3. 100% Recycled Fucks Jute Bag
While Oprah features Louis Vuitton. Lori's 2025 must-haves list features a bag made from 100% recycled F’s, and trust me, she's got none left to give anyway. Everyone look under your chairs...You get zero fucks, you get zero fucks, everyone is going home with Zero Fucks!

4. Bitch Can Bake Apron
Oprah’s list shows off some of the most beautiful and bank-draining homewares on the market, like the Café Couture Oven with Air Fry, a casual $350 splurge. Not to outdo Oprah, but Lori’s practical and hilarious aprons are here to make those endless kitchen hours slightly more tolerable, and at least they’ll make you laugh while you field the short orders coming from the demanding 'customers'.

5. Fucky McFuckface Duck
Another great product to love in 2025 is the cosy and cuddlyF#cky McF#ckface Duck. Sure, Oprah’s list often includes fun, fluffy comfort items too, but Lori’s version comes with a side of fun. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys snuggling something soft while binging Netflix, preferably something that doesn’t snore, leave dishes in the sink, or ask for snacks.

6. Everything Fucking Aches Bath Soak
Oprah is the queen of luxury, and her list of favourite things often features some of the most beautiful bath products on the market. Not to brag, but Lori's Favourite Things List also offers some equally luxurious bath products, but with a side of laughter! Lori loves this Bath Soak as a gift for someone who desperately needs to indulge in some "Me" time. Not only is it funny, but it features a high-quality, luxurious, and healing mix of Epsom bath salts and Himalayan pink salts infused with citrus essential oils, botanicals and dried petals. Not to mention nude French clay, because why not? Handcrafted by one of our inappropriate legend suppliers in Perth. What's not to love!

7. The F#ucking Honest Oracle Cards
Oprah’s favourite wellness gifts usually lean toward products that help guide one’s spirituality. Lori’s list also delivers on that front with a set of wonderfully inappropriate oracle cards, ready to provide “guidance” and “clarity.” The perfect gift for a friend navigating a divorce, a midlife crisis, or just trying to figure out if wine counts as self-care.

So, there you have it, Lori’s Favourite Things 2025. No luxury price tags, no pretentious wellness gadgets. Just real, inappropriate, and fun items that will get you and your loved ones (with a sense of humour) through the year to come with a laugh. Forget about the cashmere throws and indulge in some sarcasm and great belly laughs when shopping for gifts this festive season.