Our Favourite inappropriate Funny Signs Australia

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Our Favourite inappropriate Funny Signs Australia

These are a selection of signs that have given us a right giggle... 

1. Sounds painful...

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2. Welcome to Australia... Not a place for soft cunts! 

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3. Who needs a weather forecast when you have this sign.

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4. Fucking Kangaroos 

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5.  Really? Only tissue?

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6.  too true.. 

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7.  Feeling hot hot hot.... 

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8.  Might give this place a miss!

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9.Bruce & Sheilas 

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10. Honesty is the best policy!

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As well as road signs... here is a selection of our favourite badly translated signs that have been collected from around the world!. 

In a Bangkok Temple: 

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 


Cocktail Lounge, Norway: 

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor's Office, Rome: 

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 


Dry Cleaners, Bangkok: 

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. 


A Nairobi Restaurant: 

CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: 

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. 


On a poster at Kencom: 

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant: 

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS. 

In a Cemetery: 

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: 

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS, IN BED. 


On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: 

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR. 


In a Tokyo Bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. 


Hotel, Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 


Hotel, Japan: 

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID .


In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY. 


A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: 

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. 


Hotel, Zurich: 

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. 


Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? 


Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.


A Laundry in Rome: 

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


And finally, the all-time classic, seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: 

IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE.

 

 Finally here are our favourite signs of all time - the signs we sell...lol! 

Please note, the customer is not always right sometimes the customer is a right cunt.

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/the-customer-is-not-always-right-sign

No stupid people past this point.  

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/warning-no-stupid-people-beyond-this-point-1

Door Knockers , please note we charge 

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/door-knockers-please-note

 Notice - Service may vary according to my mood and your attitude 

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/notice-service-may-vary-according-to-my-mood-and-your-attitude-1

If dad can't fix it, it is well and truly fucked.

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/if-dad-cant-fix-it-its-fucked-1 

Doorbells Fucked - Shout Oi Cunt really loud.

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/doorbells-fucked-shout-oi-cunt-really-loud

One of our favourites for the work coffee machine!  Danger Not to be operated by Fuckwits 

https://theinappropriategiftco.com/products/danger-not-to-be-operated-by-fuckwits-1

Click here to buy any of our signs... 

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