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Not sure how these TOYS ever got made ... but here you are - the most inappropriate toys you could buy for Children,
NO 1 ET's Finger Light, is this a gift for little Kevin or his mum? Just Sayin!
Number 2 - Maybe you could buy a cute doll for little Matilda? Do you want this Cute Ginger Pube Doll?
Number 3 - Or maybe "Up The Duff" Doll would be more appropriate ..
Number 4 - What about a cute figurine? Surely there is a joke about a chocolate log in here somewhere? (BTW - that would be very painful, alledgedly...can someone get her some vasoline)
Number 5 This balloon seems to have an inappropriate blow hole...
Number 6 - Is this Superman a gift for little Kevin or his dad?
Number 7 - These action figures look like there are having a bit too much action!
Number 8 - Talking of having too much action, these Santa's look to be having a fun time with their elves...
Number 9 - Every Kid should know how to do this!
Number 10 - Last but not least, remember our favourite Guess who game? Well we introduce a new version for the kids of today.. (yes we do sell itin case you were wondering!)
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Tis the season to be tipsy...fa la la la la, la la la. Chistmas in July is a perfect time to get your besties together and have a laugh, share some inappropriate gifts and get toasty.
No fun story ever started with someone eating a salad, so you are going to need some naughty (but nice) alcoholic beverages. We have compiled an inappropriate cocktail menu just for you...
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Why host a Christmas in July party and how to make it fun!
Why throw an Xmas in July party? Because we all need some fun in our lives! It is the perfect excuse to throw a party! It is essentially all the best things Christmas has to offer; food, wine, fun games and loads of laughs, without the obligation of hosting unwanted guests, like your fucking Mother-in-law.
To make it a breeze, follow our step-by-step guide to the best ever Christmas in July!
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