FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $110 (AUD Only). YES WE SHIP WORLDWIDE!

0

Your Cart is Empty

The 10 Most Inappropriate Kid's Toys

1 min read

The 10 Most Inappropriate Kid's Toys

Not sure how these TOYS ever got made ... but here you are - the most inappropriate toys you could buy for Children, 

NO 1 ET's Finger Light, is this a gift for little Kevin or his mum?  Just Sayin! 

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 2 - Maybe you could buy a cute doll for little Matilda?  Do you want this Cute Ginger Pube Doll? 

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 3 - Or maybe "Up The Duff" Doll would be more appropriate ..

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 4 - What about a cute figurine?    Surely there is a joke about a chocolate log in here somewhere?  (BTW - that would be very painful, alledgedly...can someone get her some vasoline)

Inappropriate Toys for kids

Number 5  This balloon seems to have an inappropriate blow hole...

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 6 - Is this Superman a gift for little Kevin or his dad?

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 7 - These action figures look like there are having a bit too much action! 

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 8 - Talking of having too much action, these Santa's look to be having a fun time with their elves... 

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 9 - Every Kid should know how to do this!

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 10 - Last but not least, remember our favourite Guess who game? Well we introduce a new version for the kids of today..  (yes we do sell itin case you were wondering!) 

who's the cunt game

 

Leave a comment

Comments will be approved before showing up.


Also in Making Life Fun Again

The 90s Called… They Want Their Christmas Back and Honestly, Same here!
The 90s Called… They Want Their Christmas Back and Honestly, Same here!

2 min read

If you’ve been scrolling through Reels and TikToks lately, you’ll know exactly what’s happening. The algorithm has wrapped itself in tartan, sprayed on a can of Impulse “O₂”, and is whispering sweet nothings like: “Remember Christmas in the 90s?” We do! Because the 90s were MAGIC. Here's how to relive the magic! It starts with zero fucks!

Read More
Survived Hormones, Husbands & High Heels? You’ve Earned a Bloody Good Laugh This Christmas
Survived Hormones, Husbands & High Heels? You’ve Earned a Bloody Good Laugh This Christmas

1 min read

If you've got more "to-do" lists than sugar plums dancing through your head this festive season, it’s time to call the girls, pop a bottle, and embrace some silly season therapy! For the best funny gift ideas for women over 40, The Inappropriate Gift Co has climbed the mountains, trawled the gag gift archives, and handpicked the perfect presents for women navigating perimenopause, menopause, and everything in between.

Read More
fun xmas tree full of inappropriate gifts
Top 20 Secret Santa Gifts in Australia for 2025 (Funny + Fast Delivery)

2 min read

Rarely does Christmas arrive with a gentle knock on the door, it steamrolls in, ready to flatten all your plans for a Pinterest-worthy Ralph Lauren Christmas tree. You can start organising in June and still end up buried under wrapping paper, deadlines and missing parcels. Between delayed postage, empty shelves and Secret Santa pressure, it’s less “Silent Night” and more “Survival Mode.” So, if your cart is full, stop procrastinating and hit checkout before someone else nabs the good stuff.

Read More