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The 10 Most Inappropriate Kid's Toys

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The 10 Most Inappropriate Kid's Toys

Not sure how these TOYS ever got made ... but here you are - the most inappropriate toys you could buy for Children, 

NO 1 ET's Finger Light, is this a gift for little Kevin or his mum?  Just Sayin! 

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 2 - Maybe you could buy a cute doll for little Matilda?  Do you want this Cute Ginger Pube Doll? 

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 3 - Or maybe "Up The Duff" Doll would be more appropriate ..

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 4 - What about a cute figurine?    Surely there is a joke about a chocolate log in here somewhere?  (BTW - that would be very painful, alledgedly...can someone get her some vasoline)

Inappropriate Toys for kids

Number 5  This balloon seems to have an inappropriate blow hole...

inappropriate toys for kids

Number 6 - Is this Superman a gift for little Kevin or his dad?

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 7 - These action figures look like there are having a bit too much action! 

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 8 - Talking of having too much action, these Santa's look to be having a fun time with their elves... 

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 9 - Every Kid should know how to do this!

Inappropriate gifts for kids

Number 10 - Last but not least, remember our favourite Guess who game? Well we introduce a new version for the kids of today..  (yes we do sell itin case you were wondering!) 

who's the cunt game

 

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