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The 10 Most Inappropriate Kid's Toys
Not sure how these TOYS ever got made ... but here you are - the most inappropriate toys you could buy for Children,
NO 1 ET's Finger Light, is this a gift for little Kevin or his mum? Just Sayin!
Number 2 - Maybe you could buy a cute doll for little Matilda? Do you want this Cute Ginger Pube Doll?
Number 3 - Or maybe "Up The Duff" Doll would be more appropriate ..
Number 4 - What about a cute figurine? Surely there is a joke about a chocolate log in here somewhere? (BTW - that would be very painful, alledgedly...can someone get her some vasoline)
Number 5 This balloon seems to have an inappropriate blow hole...
Number 6 - Is this Superman a gift for little Kevin or his dad?
Number 7 - These action figures look like there are having a bit too much action!
Number 8 - Talking of having too much action, these Santa's look to be having a fun time with their elves...
Number 9 - Every Kid should know how to do this!
Number 10 - Last but not least, remember our favourite Guess who game? Well we introduce a new version for the kids of today.. (yes we do sell itin case you were wondering!)
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