The Best Board Games of 2024: Our Ultimate Guide to Grown Up Games Night

Welcome board game nerds and reluctant participants who are only here for the wine and charcuterie board. 2024 has spewed forth a new batch of board games so entertaining they should come with a pair of incontinence underpants. Clear the dining room table, pour the wine, and send the teenagers to their room to play Fortnite, as we unveil the funniest adults-only games of 2024!

1. Forget heading to your local pub for Trivia night: Host your own with "I wish I didn't know!" The filthy trivia game
   Gather your most inappropriate mates, brace yourself for some jaw-dropping trivia, and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. "I wish I didn't know!" is the perfect addition to any adult game night, ensuring unforgettable moments and maybe a few blushes. Just ensure you keep it away from the kids to save yourself an embarrassing call from the principal. 
   
   
   
2. Introducing "Who's the C**t?" - The Inappropriate Twist on a Childhood Classic
   Remember playing "Guess Who?" as a kid? Well, brace yourselves because we've got a hilariously inappropriate version that's definitely not for the faint-hearted! So outrageous that other shops refuse to sell it—yep, it's that wild. Perfect for game nights with friends who love pushing the boundaries—and maybe not so perfect for family gatherings, unless your grandma has a wicked sense of humour. Just imagine, "Hey Nan, is your cunt moody?" and try not to laugh!
   
   
   
3. Host a Quirky Clairvoyant Game Night with The Fucking Honest Oracle Cards
   These cards don’t just predict your future—they brutally roast your present. As you draw a card, brace yourself for the most honest, sweary wisdom you’ve ever encountered. “Walk the Fuck Away” it declares, as your friends erupt in laughter. By the end of the night, everyone’s been insulted, enlightened, and had way too much fun. Fair warning: these cards don’t hold back, so we suggest a spirit guide like Vodka or Gin to help you laugh off the brutal truths and enjoy the hilariously unfiltered insights.
   
   
   
   
4. Get Ready to Laugh and Swear: Why 'Fuck the Game' is Your Next Must-Play

   Perfect for your next night in with mates, this social card game will mess with your head using a hilariously tricky mix of colours and swear words. It sounds simple, but the cards exploit the Stroop effect—a psychological phenomenon that delays your brain’s response and guarantees slip-ups, sending everyone into fits of laughter. Once you’ve got the hang of the basics, you can elevate the chaos with added rules, more strategy, and even create your own twists. Get ready for a night of nonstop laughs and mental gymnastics!
   
   

5. Pull Out the 'Cum Face Game' for Guaranteed Laughs at Your Next Games Night (Perhaps Just Not with your Church Group)
   Ever wondered if there was a better technique to make a hand job far less of a "job", test your bestie's skills and level up your technique with the hilarious Cum Face Game! This is a perfect game for a hen party, or even Christmas in July, bringing laughter, fun, and a bit of inappropriate competition to any celebration.
   
   
6. Tired of the same old classics, try this modern-day spin on the much-loved Monopoly with Even more F#ckedup-opoly
   This game is so fucked up you'll want a sense of humour to play it! Race around the board buying messed up things, catching fucked up diseases, visiting fucked up places, all while collecting welfare money. The winner is the one with the most cash and fucked up assets at the end (your nan's anal beads and your brother's cum sock are examples of "the assets" you can acquire).
   
   
   
   
7. Get everyone off their seats and jumping around with the funny and silly "Ballz Up"
   This one is far less inappropriate and makes for some not-overly-offensive fun! Put on your favourite Spotify playlist and get your pelvic thrust on, the aim of the game is to get the ball into the cup that is tired around your waist. For some extra laughs get two sets and race each other to see who can get the ball into their cup the fastest.
   
   

2024 has delivered a delightful array of board games that are as inappropriate as they are hilarious. These games are perfect for breaking the ice, spicing up game night, and creating unforgettable memories with friends who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of irreverence. Whether you’re navigating the chaos of "Who's the C**t?", getting brutally roasted by Fucking Honest Oracle Cards, or swearing your way through "Fuck The Game", these picks guarantee endless entertainment. So, gather your most outrageous mates, pour a drink or two, and let the laughter and playful profanity begin!