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The Best Dad Jokes..

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Dad jokes have a special place in our hearts, even though they often elicit more eye-rolls and groans than genuine laughter. These pun-filled, groan-inducing quips have become a cherished tradition, showcasing the humour of fathers everywhere.

Dad jokes, while cheesy and groan-worthy, serve a deeper purpose: they're a way for dads (and anyone really) to connect with others. Sharing a dad joke is a way of breaking the ice, easing tension, and creating a shared moment of laughter. They foster a sense of camaraderie and a lighthearted atmosphere, making them a valuable tool in social interactions.

Dad jokes might be easy to predict and even easier to groan at, but their enduring charm lies in their ability to bring people together through laughter. So next time you hear a dad joke, whether from your own father or a friend, embrace the groan and appreciate the shared moment of simple, light-hearted humour. After all, the world could use a little more laughter and a lot more eye-rolls.

Here are some of our favourites.

  1. I recently learned to play Wonderwall on my guitar. My wife hates the song though and asked me to stop. I said maybe.
  2. What’s black and blue and sits in a tree? A crow with a denim jacket on. 
  3. My dad is a world champion at hide and seek, it's been 35 years and I still haven't found him.
  4. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon
  5. How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
  6. Two peanuts were walking through the park, one was assaulted.
  7. What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
  8. What's a forklift? Food, usually.
  9. My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't know he could.
  10. Here's a list of my three favourite invisible things:
  11. My wife got herself a rampant rabbit. I wouldn't say it's her favourite sex toy but it is definitely up there!
  12. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
  13. Where do bad rainbows go? To prism.
  14. Only a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
  15. Why isn't there a pregnant barbie?  Because Ken came in a seperate box.
  16. Why did the medium cross the road? To talk to the other side.
  17. Why do firefighters slide down poles? Because it is easier than climbing up them.
  18. They said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. Well take a look at me now.
  19. Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas.
  20. What do you call two men sitting on a window sill? Kurt and Rod.
  21. Karl Marx is a historical famous figure but no-one ever mentions his sister Onya.
  22. What do you call a Greek man running down a hill? Con Descending.
  23. My dad has been bald for years but he still carries a comb. He just can't part with it.
  24. I built a three level house for the family. The wife wanted a four level, but thats another story!
  25. What happened to the irish mussel farmer? His tractor sank.
  26. I need a a Doctors appointment please? "Ok, what about 10 tomorrow? No I don't need that many.
  27. Two guys walk into a bar, you would have thought the second one would've ducked.
  28. I just came into a heap of money which is unusual for me as I usually use tissues.
  29. I just found out i'm colour blind, the diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
  30. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the cupboard? Supplies.
  31. Interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother called Broco.
  32. What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common? They both hang around Uranus picking up Klingons.

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