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The Funniest Ways to Protect Your Christmas Tree! 😂🎄

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The Funniest Ways to Protect Your Christmas Tree! 😂🎄

As Christmas trees take over the aisles and prep work begins on your festive masterpiece of twinkling lights and delicate ornaments, there’s one tiny hiccup—pets and toddlers! Suddenly, your carefully decorated tree transforms into an irresistible playground. Whether it’s your cat eyeing the shiny baubles ready to bounce or your kid (or grandkid) making a daring attempt to grab the hand-blown glass Santa, we’ve got tips to keep your tree standing tall this season. While we can’t save you from Mariah Carey’s seasonal anthem on repeat, we can help you animal- and baby-proof your tree with these hilarious internet-approved hacks!

 On My Way to Destroy Your Christmas Tree

1. Christmas Tree on the Ceiling - This makes perfect sense, but where do the presents go? 🙃Even the cats look confused.

A Ceiling Tree is a Cat Proof Tree

2. Great idea if your shower is in your living room! 😕Once again, the cat is like WTF?!
Christmas Tree in the Shower
3. Although a Christmas Tree wrapped in Cling Wrap might keep the cats at bay, it doesn't do much for the environment, unless of course you just keep it stored like this, and if this is the case, you're a fucking genius! How easy would decorating the tree be!! Wine time, in no time!
 Not so Environmentally Friendly Tree
4. Maybe this next tree will be taken as a hint, and your guests will help clean the fuck up! If not, we have a Tea Towel for that!

Vacuum Cleaner Tree
5. An optimist's Christmas tree or a pessimist's Christmas tree? Is it half full or half empty? I'm getting a tropical Christmas vibe; a palm tree might have been a better option. 
Tropical Christmas Tree
6. This tree definitely has "I give up vibes". Even the cat looks disappointed.
The I give up Tree
Who said your Christmas decor needs to be Pinterest-worthy? As long as there’s a festive glow, good food, drinks, and great company, that’s Christmas nailed in our book! But if you do go to extraordinary lengths to save your tree from tiny paws, claws, or hands, please share some photos with us—we’d love to see the results!

Need some Christmas Tree Inspo from The Inappropriate Gift Co...try these fun decorations...
TIGC The Inappropriate Gift Co Rude Santa Ornament

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