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The Funniest Ways to Protect Your Christmas Tree! đđ
As Christmas trees take over the aisles and prep work begins on your festive masterpiece of twinkling lights and delicate ornaments, thereâs one tiny hiccupâpets and toddlers! Suddenly, your carefully decorated tree transforms into an irresistible playground. Whether itâs your cat eyeing the shiny baubles ready to bounce or your kid (or grandkid) making a daring attempt to grab the hand-blown glass Santa, weâve got tips to keep your tree standing tall this season. While we canât save you from Mariah Careyâs seasonal anthem on repeat, we can help you animal- and baby-proof your tree with these hilarious internet-approved hacks!
 
1. Christmas Tree on the Ceiling - This makes perfect sense, but where do the presents go? đEven the cats look confused.
2. Great idea if your shower is in your living room! đOnce again, the cat is like WTF?!
3. Although a Christmas Tree wrapped in Cling Wrap might keep the cats at bay, it doesn't do much for the environment, unless of course you just keep it stored like this, and if this is the case, you're a fucking genius! How easy would decorating the tree be!! Wine time, in no time!
 
4. Maybe this next tree will be taken as a hint, and your guests will help clean the fuck up! If not, we have a Tea Towel for that!
5. An optimist's Christmas tree or a pessimist's Christmas tree? Is it half full or half empty? I'm getting a tropical Christmas vibe; a palm tree might have been a better option.Â
6. This tree definitely has "I give up vibes". Even the cat looks disappointed.
Who said your Christmas decor needs to be Pinterest-worthy? As long as thereâs a festive glow, good food, drinks, and great company, thatâs Christmas nailed in our book! But if you do go to extraordinary lengths to save your tree from tiny paws, claws, or hands, please share some photos with usâweâd love to see the results!
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