The Ultimate Christmas in July Gift Guide: Unique Presents for Everyone on Your List

Ho, ho, ho, and a sprinkle of snow! It's that time of year again – Christmas in July! While Santa might be taking a well-deserved vacation, there's no reason why we can't indulge in a little midwinter merriment. Whether you're lounging by the fire or hitting the slopes, it's the perfect excuse to spread some holiday cheer with our Ultimate Christmas in July Gift Guide!

1. Merry Fucking Christmas mug
   Celebrate Christmas in July with our "Merry Fucking Christmas" mug, perfect for sipping your hot cocoa while questioning your life choices!
   
   
   
2. F Word Christmas tea towel
   Deck the halls and dry the dishes with our F Word Christmas tea towel, because nothing says "holiday cheer" in July like a festive expletive in your kitchen!
   
   
3. Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons
   
   Blow up some fun this Christmas in July with The Inappropriate Gift Co's Festive as Fuck balloons, perfect for adding a touch of holiday cheer to your mid-winter roast. Who says you need holly to deck the halls!
   
   
   
4. Match the cocks - inappropriate dominoes
   Spice up your Christmas in July with "Match the Cocks" inappropriate dominoes—guaranteed to bring more laughs than your light-up Christmas Sweater and make your party unforgettable for all the wrong reasons!
   
   
   
   
5. Wine Time Socks
   Kick back this Christmas in July with our "Wine Time" socks—perfect for when you want everyone to know that it's always five o'clock somewhere, especially when all the food is prepped, and you can finally put your feet up!
   
   
6. Squeeze and Relax Balls
   Relieve holiday stress this Christmas in July with our hilariously inappropriate stress balls that look like, well, a ball sack🤣 —because nothing says festive fun like squeezing a pair of jingle balls at your Christmas in July party!
   
   
7. Life Saver Pocket - Novelty Vibrator (that actually works)
   Spice up your Christmas in July with the Life Saver Pocket—our novelty vibrator that looks like candy, it not only delivers a laugh but apparently a good time and a bit of stress relief🤣
   
8. Ducky with a Dicky
   Make a splash this Christmas in July with our naughty rubber ducky—complete with a cheeky little penis, it's the ultimate gag gift that will have everyone quacking up in the bath!
   
9. My Little Jar Of Fucks
   Give the gift of zero fucks this Christmas in July with our little jar of wooden fucks—perfect for when you want to show you care, but not that much!
   
   
   
10. BATTLE SHITS, Battle of the poops - sink the floater
    Introducing "Battle Shits," the hilarious 80s board game spoof where you aim to sink the floater instead of the battleship, could there be a more perfect gag Christmas in July gift for someone who grew up playing this in the 80s. 
    
    That concludes our 2024 half-baked Christmas in July gift Guide! Brimmed full of all things inappropriate and fun, the way Christmas in July should be celebrated. For more fun ideas try our guide to decking your halls with mid-year Christmas cheer, and our rude food guide to help with the dinner party menu.