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WTF Wednesday #18

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WTF Wednesday #18

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.  The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

  • The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.
  • The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.
  • The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.
  • The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.
  • The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.
  • The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
  • The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.
  • The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.
  • The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman
  • The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in compensation. 
  • The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'

​What do you call someone who does all their christmas buying in November and buys all their gifts from The Inappropriate Gift Co?

A F*%$king Legend.... 

 

 

 

 

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