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WTF Wednesday #53

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WTF Wednesday #53

Hi all, Sophie here. It has been a bit of a shitty couple of weeks here at The Inappropriate Gift Co. Our fearsome leader Lori was given the C word news (and no it wasn't that she is a c#nt, she is used to hearing that!) It was the news that none of us want to hear. "You have cancer". You can read her blog and full story in the link below.    

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This Newsletter is supposed to bring smiles to you though so let's get that started!

Due to Lori's sense of humour our jokes today will be centred on inappropriate medical ones. She makes no apologies for her Inappropriate sense of humour. We realise Cancer is a very serious subject but for Lori - using humour is helping her and we hope others who may be facing the same ordeal.

Our apologies that we missed the Monday Meme Madness and that this Wednesday's WTF is a bit late! but you know what they say - all good things come to those who wait.  

We will try and get back into sync next week for you. 

Also don't forget to sign up to our "closed" facebook group called  - The Inappropriate Gift Co - VIP MEMBERS  which you are all welcome to join.   Warning, no snowflakes please..... Thanks for all your inappropriate support. Love Sophie 💕

Joke Du Jour

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles.  "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, she takes a close look & says, "There is nothing wrong with them sir."

Man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly "thanks for that, it was lovely but what I actually want to know is, are my test results back?"

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I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

What's new pussycat

We are revamping our collections and we will also be adding some new F#ck Cancer products that we can sell and raise money for Breast Cancer research.  As always we would love to hear your suggestions:  info@theinappropriategiftco.com 

What will make you smile

Things that made me laugh this week.... 

Check out the poor kid or the poor grandma.. 

We love Ricky Gervais- he always makes us smile - His best one liners 

 

 

 

 

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