October 22, 2019 3 min read 4 Comments

We only have 8 more shopping weeks before Christmas! F#ck where did this year ago?  All our new xmas stock will be arriving in the next two weeks so apologies if what you want is currently out of stock - just click the notify me button and you will be sent an email as soon as it arrives in our warehouse.  

On a personal note - I will be glad to say goodbye to 2019 as queenie once said it was an anus horribilus. I will soon be having surgery to remove this cancer and then I am looking forward to a healthier 2020!  

 I just wanted to use this occasion to say a HUGE HUGE THANK YOU  to all of you for everything, for buying from our store, for supporting our cancer range for contributing to the gofund me, reading my blogs and for keeping me laughing with memes through all my chemo sessions. We may just be a gift co to you - but you are an inappropriate family to us!

The Inappropriate Gift Co turns three on the 31st October 2019. This last year has been the toughest yet tbh but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.   The support from our lovely customers is what has kept us going and we look forward to giving you plenty more inappropriate laughs in 2020 #MAKINGLIFEFUNAGAIN 

Joke Du Jour

Thank you to John in Alexandria for this weeks jokes.

"Forgive me father for I have sinned" 

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."


Business had been terrible and was not picking up.I had to fire somebody and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.It was an impossible decision because both were super workers.Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover, after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said. "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off. "Could you jack off for now?" She replied. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." I had to let Jack go.

What's new pussycat

Why you should not shop at WISH!  Anyone need a stupid IT Clown costume? 


What will make you smile

Today is NATIONAL SLAP YOUR ANNOYING CO-WORKER DAY - honestly we are not making it up! this is an official day so have some fun!


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