We only have 7 more shopping weeks before Christmas!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new sexy girls"
The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new girls. Hi Colin, you found the new joint"
FFS Karen.... read our blog on "What NOT to get teachers"
Due in this week to our warehouse are our new "inappropriate and uninspirational year set desk cards"
52 cards, one uninspirational quote per week for the whole year!!! Perfect gift for someone with an inappropriate sense of humour or treat yourself. High quality stock card, 52 unique designs - 8cm x 8cm with rose gold colour holder. A stylishly funny addition to any desk.
Because we advertised NATIONAL SLAP YOUR ANNOYING CO-WORKER DAY on our facebook page - we were banned for 7 days for appearing in anyones newsfeed. Don't worry we are now "allowed" back until the next time. A reminder that you can join our VIP page which is a closed group and lets us get away with a few more risqué posts... click here if you want join
There is an Instagram account called Thingsonmynan which is literally things on a Nans head... The internet is a funny place!
Drunk couple trying to go up some stairs - (we have all been there!)