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We only have 4 more online shopping weeks before Christmas!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
"In honor of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.
"Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.
The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
THE PERFECT INAPPROPRIATE GAME FOR CHRISTMAS
An Australian made, more inappropriate version of Cards against Humanity. This is a step up in the Inappropriate stakes and ideal for the Aussie sense of humour. Stock arriving this week, click on pic to reserve your copy!
Check out our Inappropriate Advent Calendars below.
We love Aussie Man. He reviews Christmas fails.
He also shows us just how annoying cats can be - had me in stitches.
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Gifts we are not allowed to advertise on Facebook
No need to read any further if you get offended easily!
Once upon a time before people got offended by everything, there lived a successful inappropriate gift shop. The gift shop was a safe and fun store where people with an inappropriate sense of humour could find gifts for their friends and loved ones who also had a rude, edgy, sarcastic and quirky sense of humour.
Many of our customers found us through our Facebook page. Then came along the big bad wolf Zuckerburg (misspelt on purpose IYKYK) and his community standards and they threatened to blow the store down. The Inappropriate Gift Co pleaded with them... "Please this is our livelihood, we left corporate jobs with good money to sell this funny shit, please don't ban us and take away our fun and our ability to pay our mortgage"
The Facebook gods looked down upon us with pity and said:
"Alrighty then as long as you only post gifts and memes that meet our standards and we will not be showing your page or your shop to anyone new"
The Gift Co was relieved that it could still exist until it realised that a good 90% of its gifts and memes may not meet community standards...and by not being shown to any new inappropriate peeps it is difficult to grow, especially when we cannot advertise our best sellers.
If you have read this far... THANK YOU. Here are our best sellers that we are not allowed to advertise:
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