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WTF Wednesday #69
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
"In honor of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.
"Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.
The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
THE PERFECT INAPPROPRIATE GAME FOR CHRISTMAS
An Australian made, more inappropriate version of Cards against Humanity. This is a step up in the Inappropriate stakes and ideal for the Aussie sense of humour. Stock arriving this week, click on pic to reserve your copy!
Check out our Inappropriate Advent Calendars below.
We love Aussie Man. He reviews Christmas fails.
He also shows us just how annoying cats can be - had me in stitches.
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