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WTF Wednesday #70
My three year old girl asked me:"Where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation. So I said, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"
"yes," she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and your bodies take out all the good stuff and then whatever is left over comes out of all our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo"
She looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "and Tigger?"
THE PERFECT INAPPROPRIATE GAME FOR CHRISTMAS
An Australian made, more inappropriate version of Cards against Humanity. This is a step up in the Inappropriate stakes and ideal for the Aussie sense of humour. Our stock arrived last week and sold out within 2 hours! We have lots more arriving on Friday so if you want a copy - just click on Notify me (on the product page) and you'll get an email as soon as it gets into stock.
Sexy advent calendars, too!
We love this new show called FLEABAG -trailer Great new series
This cat is my spirit animal Gingerbreads Birthday.
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