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WTF Wednesday #71

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WTF Wednesday #71

Only 3 online shopping weeks before Christmas.  Our stock is moving very fast don't leave it too late :). FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100.  ZIP PAY and AFTERPAY available. 

Joke Du Jour

I asked my boss "what do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?" he replied "oh just pop it in the corner".

4 f#cking hours it took me.


I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she told me "nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.

What's new pussycat


As many of your know - six months ago I was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer. I started Chemo immediately and two weeks ago I had breast surgery. Last week my pathology results came back and  I’m now CANCER FREE. The technical term is "COMPLETE PATHOLOGIC RESPONSE" to both the cancer in the breast and the lymph nodes.  

I honestly think that all the support I was given and the memes that you all shared to cheer me up on facebook - made all the difference!  

I still have five weeks more of radiation and 6 months of herceptin infusions but it’s the best result I could have hoped for.  

HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who has supported me over the past six months . My hair is starting to grow back, surgery removed what was left of the tumour and gave my boobs a little lift at the same time. I’m glowing with hope for the future.  LOVE LORI X   

P.S. I created my Cancer can F off range for anyone else that may be going through this and also to help raise funds for LOVE YOUR SISTER

What will make you smile

Our new blog -  Inappropriate Gifts For the Office - what NOT TO BUY lol 

Check out our new bestie C#NT tote bags.   CU on the front and NT on the back so you and your bestie can stand together to spell our favourite word. 





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