10 Fun Adult Board Games You Most Certainly Cannot Play With The Kids!
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Just because we are adults, it doesn't mean we don't like to have fun playing games, sometimes games with the kids can be fun... (who the fuck are we kidding?).
Here at The Inappropriate Gift Co- we are all about MAKING LIFE FUN AGAIN so our advice is to drop the crotch goblins with grandma, (make sure you feed them red jelly and orange gummy snakes in the car on the way there!), then invite your fun mates round, chill the sauv blanc, set up the cheese board and nibbles and have some fun playing our adult only games. In no particular order here are our fave 10 adult games for your next adult games night.
1. Fuckedupopoly was the game to play, but that is old news, we now have the latest edition EVEN MORE FUCKEDUPOPOLY OMG.... Hours of inappropriate fun but be warned, some of these cards are just WRONG..... this game is not for most people!
Travel the board buying FUCKED UP things, catching fucked up diseases, visiting fucked up places and collecting welfare money and generally fucking things up so much you lose your dignity and your money! the winner is the one with the most cash and fucked up assets at the end (your nan's anal beads and your brothers cum sock are examples of "the assets" you can acquire..)
Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe to consume high flow liquid can be used.
For first use, pump approx 200 times then press the reset button and repeat. Game should then release a load within about 50 pumps... enjoy!
The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fastest w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.
We thought the best way to show you how to play this game is with a video
3. While we are on the subject of getting your face wet, our next fun game is called MOIST.
Let's say that again for all the people who hate this word MOIST.. Moist is the adult card game that has been missing from your life, it comes in a handy deck of cards size so you can take it anywhere!
Who remembers playing guess who as a kid? Well, guess what – we have a new inappropriate version of it! Other shops refuse to sell it lol!
Who’s the cunt? Our hilarious new game for people who love the C word! The perfect game to play with grandma. "Hey, nan is your cunt moody?"
5. FUCK the Game, this clever card game combines science with swearing!
A card game perfect for the next night in with your mates. A social card game that will fuck with your head by using a hysterically tricky combination of colours and swear words.
It sounds simple, but the cards use a psychological phenomenon – the Stroop effect – known to mess with your head and delay your brain’s response. Players can’t help but f**k up, sending the group into fits of laughter. If you want to see a video on how to play it you can check out the video on our product page.
You'll have fun playing this with your inappropriate mates. I didn't realise how naive I was until I played this game it will have you and your friends in stitches (as long as they have an inappropriate sense of humour) - probably best not to play it with the church group!
You'll learn new phrases that you cannot forget, such as:
Halloween is gaining momentum in Australia, perhaps we all just need something else to focus on and a reason to get together and have some much-needed laughs! It's a pretty simple formula for success when it comes to any party; food, booze, and good friends.
We are all feeling the pinch at the moment so what are some of the best ways to save money. The first part of the blog are practical tips to save money from credible sources such as Money Magazine and Forbes BUT if you want to have a laugh and skip straight to the fun part - scroll down! Here are some hilarious ways to save your hard earned cash!
Our debut on Sunrise with Natalie Barr this week highlighted why our Inappropriate Gift Co has been so successful with middle aged mums going through peri-menopause or menopause. What makes us happy? Having fun again! We just want to find the fun in life again. Fun gifts for fun people.