dads are simple creatures, we don’t wish for fresh underpants and socks with pictures on them, we just want to be woken up with a blow job and to have a day where we strut around the house drinking beer and not having to clean anything
If a gift is on your mind then get us something we can use...like a fleshlight or a chainsaw....or an eagle or a chainsaw wielding eagle with a fleshlight attachment.
Failing that you may want to get us a gift from the Inappropriate Gift Co.
Fathers gifts need to be fun gifts because we out up with your shit all year!
Shopping for a gift for a September birthday can be challenging; you might be dealing with a flight risk who may not even be in the country next month. September birthday people tend to be divided into two main types: a Virgo, best known for being anally organised, loyal to a fault, and extremely rational, or a Libra, known for being the life of the party, relatively balanced, and having a strong sense of fairness. Here are our top gift ideas for September Birthdays.
For fucks sake! It surely can't be Father's Day in a month!!! We are coining August the month of socks, jocks, and moustaches. The final month of the year we can walk through the aisles of the department stores without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas". Don't be basic this year, show your dad (or baby daddy) that you know how to have a good time with a hilarious Father's Day gift from The Inappropriate Gift Co.