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Creating Memorable Christmas in July Traditions for Your Family and Friends

3 min read

Creating Memorable Christmas in July Traditions for Your Family and Friends

Ah, Christmas in July – that magical time when we throw tradition out the window and embrace the absurdity of celebrating the Christmas we've always dreamed about, a guest list without any obligations, a cozy fire, and a hot roast dinner. Create some truly unforgettable Christmas in July traditions for your family and friends with the Inappropriate Gift Co seasoned professionals. Warning: These traditions are not for the faint of heart – or the easily offended!

    1. The Tacky Ornament Exchange: Step aside, elegant baubles and delicate angels – it's time to embrace the tacky side of holiday decor. Host a tacky ornament exchange where guests compete to find the most outrageous decorations imaginable. From a pants-dropping Santa to a sequined unicorn, the possibilities are endless – and delightfully tasteless.
      TIGC The Inappropriate Gift Co Rude Santa Ornament
    2. The White Elephant Gift Swap... with a Twist: We've all participated in a White Elephant gift swap at some point, but why not give it a naughty twist for Christmas in July? Instead of the usual gag gifts and trinkets, challenge your guests to find the most outrageous and inappropriate presents they can think of. From questionable kitchen gadgets to hilarious board games, it's sure to be a gift exchange to remember – or forget, depending on how much-spiked eggnog you've had.
    3. The Santa Pub Crawl: Ditch the sleigh and hop on the party bus – it's time for a Santa-themed pub crawl! Deck yourselves out in Santa hats, elf ears, and tinsel garlands as you hop from bar to bar spreading holiday cheer – and maybe a little mischief – along the way. Just don't be surprised if you end up on the naughty list by the end of the night.
      TIGC The Inappropriate Gift Co Merry Fucking Christmas Wrapping Paper

    4. The DIY Ugly Christmas Shirt Contest: Who needs ugly Christmas sweaters when you can create your own hideous masterpieces? Host a DIY ugly Christmas shirt contest where guests unleash their inner fashion disasters on plain white tees. From glitter glue and pom-poms to felt reindeer antlers, the uglier, the better. Just don't be surprised if you end up wearing your creation all year round – it's a conversation starter, after all.
    5. The Griswold-Inspired Light Show: Channel your inner Clark Griswold and transform your backyard into a dazzling display of holiday lights. From twinkling icicles to inflatable Santas, go all out and create a spectacle that would make even the Griswold family proud. Just be prepared for a hefty electric bill – and maybe a few complaints from the neighbours.
    6. For the Movie Buff: Host an outdoor Christmas Classics movie night.  Keep the holiday spirit alive all year round with this collection of timeless Christmas classics. From "It's a Wonderful Life" to "Die Hard" (because let's face it, it's a Christmas movie), it's a movie marathon waiting to happen.
    7. For the Foodie Adventurer: Host a Gingerbread house-making party, but challenge friends and family to create an inappropriate house, the one that gets the most laughs wins!
    8. Make sure you wear a fun apron!
    9. Bake some nice cookies with our cookie cutters.
    10. TIGC The Inappropriate Gift Co Offensive Cookie Cutters
    11. don't forget a juicy cock roast - check out our recipe cards. 
    12. TIGC The Inappropriate Gift Co 100 Ways To Eat Cock Recipe Cards
    13. Don't forget to have some fun playing inappropriate games after lunch!

With these saucy Christmas in July traditions, you're guaranteed to create memories that will last a lifetime – or at least until next July rolls around. So grab your Santa hat, pour yourself a glass of spiked eggnog, and let the holiday shenanigans begin! After all, Christmas July should be all about the pure fun without the cost or obligations of regular Christmas! So risk it all, land yourself on the naughty list, you've got six months to make it up!

Don't forget to have some fun playing inappropriate games after lunch!

have fun shopping our cheeky gifts. 

 

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