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Something to help the Overthinking Virgo in our life decompress: Think along the lines of a therapeutic candle or a cute and funny stress ball. Remember though Virgos appreciate quality over quantity.
4. Avoid These Like the Plague
Regardless of their zodiac sign, there are some things you should never gift an August baby unless you want to hear about it for the next decade:
Cheap and tacky Trinkets: They’ll see right through your lazy attempt and you’ll be persona non grata until the next century.
Re-gifted Items: They will find out. They always do. And they will hold it against you. Forever.
Anything Half-Assed: If it looks like you didn’t put in any effort and just raided the office stationery room, you might as well not bother.
5. The Last-Minute Miracle
If you’re reading this and the birthday is tomorrow (or today), fear not. There’s always the classic fallback:
Gift Cards: Yes, they’re impersonal. Yes, they’re lazy. But at least they can’t complain about it being the wrong size or colour. Make it for a store they actually like, like The Inappropriate Gift Co, or just go with a generic Visa gift card. It’s the thought that counts, right?
Remember, the key to buying a gift for someone born in August is to make them feel special without making yourself bankrupt. Show a little effort, wrap it up with a smirk in some "This is a Massive Dildo" wrapping paper, and you’ll be their favourite (or at least not their least favourite) for another year. Happy shopping, and may the odds be ever in your favour!
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No time to refinance your mortgage this festive season? We've got you covered with our ultimate inappropriate gift guide! With prices skyrocketing, Secret Santa budgets have grown—because $10 won’t even buy a loaf of bread, let alone a fun Kris Kringle gift. Check out our favourite ideas for a little extra splurge this year!
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If you're scratching your head trying to keep up with all the Secret Santa variations flying around, don't worry—you’re not alone. Honestly, we’re just as bamboozled! Our customers have shared a smorgasbord of ways they swap gifts at Christmas parties, and we thought, why keep all the fun to ourselves?