Inappropriate Gift Guide for June Birthdays

Ah, June – the month when the sun is shining, but the wind has a bitter chill that leaves you craving red wine by a fire, it's also the birthday month for all those babies conceived at the start of Spring! If you happen to know one of these and you're frantically trying to find the perfect birthday gift for those dual-personality Geminis and nostalgic Cancers, we have the perfect gift guide. 

1. Calm the Fuck Down Luxe Candle
   Beautifully boxed and smelling like a sun-soaked "Tropical Holiday" this is everything your bestie needs to ditch the winter blues faster than you can say "piña colada!"
   
2. Oven Tits Mits
   Nothing says "hot stuff coming through" like a pair of flaming boob mitts in the kitchen! And with Winter the perfect time for baking, roasting, and slow cooking this gift will be as practical as it is funny! 
   
   
3. The Fucking Honest Oracle Cards
   Tired of vague and mystical guidance? These cards cut the crap and serve up brutally honest advice with a side of sarcasm. Whether your friend needs a reality check or just a laugh, shuffle these bad boys and prepare for some no-nonsense wisdom!
   
   
   
4. Pooping Puppies Jigsaw Puzzle
   With winter upon us this puzzle is perfect for anyone who loves puppies and has a questionable sense of humour. Guaranteed to bring hours of giggles and the satisfaction of piecing together a masterpiece of canine chaos. a wonderful birthday gift option for a June Birthday.
   
5. Fuck Off Socks
   Solve two problems for your June birthday friend, with some toasty foot-warming socks that tell everyone to leave them the Fuck alone! 
   
   
6. The Honest Bath Salts Soak Collection
   Cold Winter days can be warned off with a long soak in a hot tub, made even more delightful with the addition of The Inappropriate Gift Co's "Everything Fucking Aches" bath salts. 
   
   
   
7. You're Awesome, Keep That Shit Up Mug
   A mug is always useful and always fun when you shop for it at The Inappropriate Gift Co. We love this mug, it's like a big warm hug for your favourite June birthday bestie! 
   
   
8. Pretty Sweary Colouring Book
   Take the stress out of birthdays and gift your June birthday friend the simple task of colouring. This is not just any adult colouring book though, this is an inappropriate one sure to make your friend laugh!
   

There you have it, the ultimate guide to spoiling your June-born friends and family. Whether they’re Geminis with a flair for the dramatic or Cancers with hearts of gold, these gifts are sure to fill their birthday with laughter. Happy shopping, and may your gift-giving game be as strong as a Gemini's opinions and as heartfelt as a Cancer's hug! 🎁🎉🦀