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GARY is the new Karen!
You may or may not know that yesterday we received a particularly nasty but hilarious review from a guy called Gary. Anyway we asked for your help to compose a response to him and you didn't disappoint! Many of you suggested We make a line of Gary Merch in honour of this fucking legend of a Knob Head. We thought why not? If he hates our products soo much - let's design a range exclusively for him! So here you go. We cannot post these on FB as we will get done for bullying and harassment against people called Gary! (yes yes we know there are some bloody awesome Gary's out there so sorry but just like the Karens we hope you have a sense of humour.
In case you missed his review - here it is:
That last pic was actually a GIF of a rhino with diarrhea (which I was actually impressed with lol)
ANYWAY the comments on the facebook post from your guys WENT OFF you did not disappoint. You made my day!
SO here in honour of our mate Gary - is our latest GARY range of Merch! inspired by you... We have just designed these as a laugh, we are not sure if they will sell - so leave us a comment if you would like any of them made?
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6. and last but not least our favourite of all time 
Don't forget to comment if you would like us to make any of these or you have a better idea for slogans..lol
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Paul
August 29, 2021
Gary sounds like a Cockwomble