August 11, 2021 1 min read 40 Comments

You may or may not know that yesterday we received a particularly nasty but hilarious review from a guy called Gary.   Anyway we asked for your help to compose a response to him and you didn't disappoint!   Many of you suggested We make a line of Gary Merch in honour of this fucking legend of a Knob Head. We thought why not? If he hates our products soo much - let's design a range exclusively for him!   So here you go.   We cannot post these on FB as we will get done for bullying and harassment against people called Gary!   (yes yes we know there are some bloody awesome Gary's out there so sorry but just like the Karens we hope you have a sense of humour. 

In case you missed his review - here it is: 

gary review

gary review

That last pic was actually a GIF of a rhino with diarrhea (which I was actually impressed with lol) 

ANYWAY the comments on the facebook post from your guys WENT OFF you did not disappoint. You made my day!

SO here in honour of our mate Gary - is our latest GARY range of Merch! inspired by you...  We have just designed these as a laugh, we are not sure if they will sell - so leave us a comment if you would like any of them made? 

No 1 

gary merch

No 2 

Gary merch

No 3 

Gary is the new Karen

No 4

the fungus among us

No 5

ARSEHOLE  FARTED

6. and last but not least our favourite of all time Gary Merch

Don't forget to comment if you would like us to make any of these or you have a better idea for slogans..lol 


40 Responses

Paul
Paul

August 29, 2021

Gary sounds like a Cockwomble

Debra
Debra

August 13, 2021

How the fuck did Gary know you had pimples on your arse? Love the Gary merch, Gary’s a cockhead. Keep going, love your inappropriate gifts. My son loved his David is a cunt mug.

Kathy
Kathy

August 12, 2021

If Karen and Gary were married, what would their children be like? Does Cunt + Cunt = Uber-Cunt??? Cunt3 (I can’t make that 3 go up high) or possibly a Garen?

Karen Sutton
Karen Sutton

August 12, 2021

I have a brother called Gary and I am buying all the merchandise for him

Nessa
Nessa

August 12, 2021

Y’all are brilliant. And Gary shoud have his own line Such as.candles like…. “Calm the fuck down, Gary” and coffee mugs …" Gary is a cunt. He’s easily offended. I mean, alot.. Gary is a cunty motherfucker" or something equally as offensive. 😁 Thank you for all the crude humor! Mondays are the best!!!

Kelly Williamson
Kelly Williamson

August 12, 2021

I’m in the middle of divorcing a Gary and would love mug 1. I can also confirm that he is some kind of special fungus hence why the divorce. I’m not a coffees drinker but every time he comes over to pick up the kids I would make sure it’s been used 😂

Mandy
Mandy

August 12, 2021

I need the first mug for my husband. Please sell them

Emily Meredith-Smith
Emily Meredith-Smith

August 12, 2021

Up ya bum Garry! Love it! I love this company you guys always make me giggle!

jerry brentnell
jerry brentnell

August 12, 2021

hey gary ? how cum your mothers name and phone number is written on the shithouse wall of every dive bar in bangcock? for a sloppy piece of ass call her!

Nerida
Nerida

August 12, 2021

I’m so glad I’m not a Gary 🤣🤣🤣 Really love mug #1

Adam Munks
Adam Munks

August 12, 2021

Go go Gary! What a cunty fuck up! I bet your dad looks at you and thinks ‘i wish I’d have had a wank!’.
Made him proud again Gary, you sweaty bollock!

Shazza
Shazza

August 12, 2021

Gary can’t deal with women being more successful and popular than him.
He’s been like that since the best part of him dribbled down his Mum’s arse crack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Chris
Chris

August 12, 2021

Love these.
Gary, your opinions are like a broken pencil: pointless and fucking annoying.
I could have done with the arsehole mug a few years ago when my then boss would burble on with his bullshit corporate sound bites.

Helen Boocock
Helen Boocock

August 12, 2021

I have a son called Gary, but I also work with one who can be a bigoted bellend and thinks his opinion is the only one that matters.

Sam
Sam

August 12, 2021

Never met a nice Gary. He is obvs not that intelligent as he feels he needs to shout. Rock on Gary….

Di Roney
Di Roney

August 11, 2021

Is Gary one of these people who say, why do you feel you need to swear, or only those with a small vocabulary swear. Well, Gary , we swear because we know that there is no other word in the thesaurus that describes you and your kind better than the word CUNT. Except maybe cockwomble , fucknuckles ,fuckspud, motherfucking arse monkey, you cunt!

Jen
Jen

August 11, 2021

So bloody fantastic!! Definitely need no1 mug!!

Courtney
Courtney

August 11, 2021

Be careful, Gary will sue for his share of the profits. After all, he was the inspiration. 😆

Mel
Mel

August 11, 2021

I KNOW A GARY. I CAN TESTIFY THAT GARY IS A CUNT. I THINK ALL GARYS ARE CUNTS. I ALSO THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PERMANENT LINE OF MERCH. I WOULD BUY THE WHOLE LOT, BUT GARY IS A CUNT AND NOT DESERVING OF SUCH GOOD STUFF!

Mel
Mel

August 11, 2021

I KNOW A GARY. I CAN TESTIFY THAT GARY IS A CUNT. I THINK ALL GARYS ARE CUNTS. I ALSO THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PERMANENT LINE OF MERCH. I WOULD BUY THE WHOLE LOT, BUT GARY IS A CUNT AND NOT DESERVING OF SUCH GOOD STUFF!

Robyn Clancy
Robyn Clancy

August 11, 2021

Gary, take your Pearl clutching ass outta here!
Don’t marry a Gary!

We love you.
Clancy Family

Laura
Laura

August 11, 2021

Gary should spend more time checking his English instead of criticising something he has chosen to look at. If you don’t like the content don’t look, follow or read. Gary is an idiot. The Inappropriate Gift Co rocks

Juney
Juney

August 11, 2021

Ahhhhh Gary, such a Fungi 😉

Megs
Megs

August 11, 2021

They’re fantastic, you guys are a breath of fresh air. I do like the term “Everyone knows a Gary, he’s usually a fungus infested plonker” 😆

Becs
Becs

August 11, 2021

Gotta say I let out a snort of a giggle and cheeky little fart when I saw this. Some people just can’t keep their opinions to themselves. What did you expect the response to be, Gary? A box of chocolates and a Thank You card? Lol, have to say No. 5 is my fave. Keep up the good (and hilarious) work, guys! I look forward to your meme emails every Monday and Wednesday. They get me through the recurring lockdowns! :)

Natalie
Natalie

August 11, 2021

Gary, your INTELLECT and tremendous grasp of the English language is REMARKABLE!

It is also refreshing to see that of all of the things you could have chosen to be today Gary, you’ve chosen to be a CUNT!

Well played Gary, well played!

Lou
Lou

August 11, 2021

I rather like the arsehole mug! Now we are all going to be asking any Gary we meet are you that arsehole? Too funny. Well done team – great response.

Bernir
Bernir

August 11, 2021

Poor Gary. Maybe he thought it was the appropriate gift company? Yet another person who believes his opinions and hurt feelings are worth sharing. Gronk begins a G too. Just watch for typos. Good luck and hold your head high

Valli
Valli

August 11, 2021

Well done, peeps. The Garies of the World can go f**k themselves. The rest of us LOVE you!!!

Ann
Ann

August 11, 2021

We all have choices. View a website, not view a website, be a cunt, not be a cunt. I’m afraid GARY has made the wrong choice. Apologies to any Gary’s out there who are decent blokes.

Mook
Mook

August 11, 2021

A nice simple “FUCK OFF, GARY” would be brilliant. Pens, T-Shirts, Mugs, anything and everything :)

Maggie Cooper
Maggie Cooper

August 11, 2021

I just hope you can send Gary the link to this blog… perhaps he’ll be a little less shouty when he realises he’s now FAMOUS!

Cassie
Cassie

August 11, 2021

Love them all but especially the Gary is a cunt! 😂

Jodi
Jodi

August 11, 2021

I want a singlet and mug.

Cheryl
Cheryl

August 11, 2021

I absolutely love this line!
If you don’t like something online then DON’T LOOK AT IT!
Great company!

Liz
Liz

August 11, 2021

I REALLY NEED no.5 to use when my drunk husband decides to talk to me!

Claire
Claire

August 11, 2021

I freakn love these. I would like to see dickflips name on The Fungus Among Us mug. Perhaps like this “GARY” (SINCE HE LOVES YELLING!) then the wording underneath that.

Nicole Kilmurray
Nicole Kilmurray

August 11, 2021

I want them all

Nicole Kilmurray
Nicole Kilmurray

August 11, 2021

I want them all

Lynda
Lynda

August 11, 2021

I’ll take them all lol

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