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40 CommentsYou may or may not know that yesterday we received a particularly nasty but hilarious review from a guy called Gary. Anyway we asked for your help to compose a response to him and you didn't disappoint! Many of you suggested We make a line of Gary Merch in honour of this fucking legend of a Knob Head. We thought why not? If he hates our products soo much - let's design a range exclusively for him! So here you go. We cannot post these on FB as we will get done for bullying and harassment against people called Gary! (yes yes we know there are some bloody awesome Gary's out there so sorry but just like the Karens we hope you have a sense of humour.
In case you missed his review - here it is:
That last pic was actually a GIF of a rhino with diarrhea (which I was actually impressed with lol)
ANYWAY the comments on the facebook post from your guys WENT OFF you did not disappoint. You made my day!
SO here in honour of our mate Gary - is our latest GARY range of Merch! inspired by you... We have just designed these as a laugh, we are not sure if they will sell - so leave us a comment if you would like any of them made?
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6. and last but not least our favourite of all time
August 13, 2021
How the fuck did Gary know you had pimples on your arse? Love the Gary merch, Gary’s a cockhead. Keep going, love your inappropriate gifts. My son loved his David is a cunt mug.
August 12, 2021
If Karen and Gary were married, what would their children be like? Does Cunt + Cunt = Uber-Cunt??? Cunt3 (I can’t make that 3 go up high) or possibly a Garen?
August 12, 2021
I have a brother called Gary and I am buying all the merchandise for him
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August 12, 2021
Y’all are brilliant. And Gary shoud have his own line Such as.candles like…. “Calm the fuck down, Gary” and coffee mugs …" Gary is a cunt. He’s easily offended. I mean, alot.. Gary is a cunty motherfucker" or something equally as offensive. 😁 Thank you for all the crude humor! Mondays are the best!!!
August 12, 2021
I’m in the middle of divorcing a Gary and would love mug 1. I can also confirm that he is some kind of special fungus hence why the divorce. I’m not a coffees drinker but every time he comes over to pick up the kids I would make sure it’s been used 😂
August 12, 2021
I need the first mug for my husband. Please sell them
August 12, 2021
Up ya bum Garry! Love it! I love this company you guys always make me giggle!
August 12, 2021
hey gary ? how cum your mothers name and phone number is written on the shithouse wall of every dive bar in bangcock? for a sloppy piece of ass call her!
August 12, 2021
I’m so glad I’m not a Gary 🤣🤣🤣 Really love mug #1
August 12, 2021
Go go Gary! What a cunty fuck up! I bet your dad looks at you and thinks ‘i wish I’d have had a wank!’.
Made him proud again Gary, you sweaty bollock!
August 12, 2021
Gary can’t deal with women being more successful and popular than him.
He’s been like that since the best part of him dribbled down his Mum’s arse crack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
August 12, 2021
Love these.
Gary, your opinions are like a broken pencil: pointless and fucking annoying.
I could have done with the arsehole mug a few years ago when my then boss would burble on with his bullshit corporate sound bites.
August 12, 2021
I have a son called Gary, but I also work with one who can be a bigoted bellend and thinks his opinion is the only one that matters.
August 12, 2021
Never met a nice Gary. He is obvs not that intelligent as he feels he needs to shout. Rock on Gary….
August 11, 2021
Is Gary one of these people who say, why do you feel you need to swear, or only those with a small vocabulary swear. Well, Gary , we swear because we know that there is no other word in the thesaurus that describes you and your kind better than the word CUNT. Except maybe cockwomble , fucknuckles ,fuckspud, motherfucking arse monkey, you cunt!
August 11, 2021
So bloody fantastic!! Definitely need no1 mug!!
August 11, 2021
Be careful, Gary will sue for his share of the profits. After all, he was the inspiration. 😆
August 11, 2021
I KNOW A GARY. I CAN TESTIFY THAT GARY IS A CUNT. I THINK ALL GARYS ARE CUNTS. I ALSO THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PERMANENT LINE OF MERCH. I WOULD BUY THE WHOLE LOT, BUT GARY IS A CUNT AND NOT DESERVING OF SUCH GOOD STUFF!
August 11, 2021
I KNOW A GARY. I CAN TESTIFY THAT GARY IS A CUNT. I THINK ALL GARYS ARE CUNTS. I ALSO THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PERMANENT LINE OF MERCH. I WOULD BUY THE WHOLE LOT, BUT GARY IS A CUNT AND NOT DESERVING OF SUCH GOOD STUFF!
August 11, 2021
Gary, take your Pearl clutching ass outta here!
Don’t marry a Gary!
We love you.
Clancy Family
August 11, 2021
Gary should spend more time checking his English instead of criticising something he has chosen to look at. If you don’t like the content don’t look, follow or read. Gary is an idiot. The Inappropriate Gift Co rocks
August 11, 2021
Ahhhhh Gary, such a Fungi 😉
August 11, 2021
They’re fantastic, you guys are a breath of fresh air. I do like the term “Everyone knows a Gary, he’s usually a fungus infested plonker” 😆
August 11, 2021
Gotta say I let out a snort of a giggle and cheeky little fart when I saw this. Some people just can’t keep their opinions to themselves. What did you expect the response to be, Gary? A box of chocolates and a Thank You card? Lol, have to say No. 5 is my fave. Keep up the good (and hilarious) work, guys! I look forward to your meme emails every Monday and Wednesday. They get me through the recurring lockdowns! :)
August 11, 2021
Gary, your INTELLECT and tremendous grasp of the English language is REMARKABLE!
It is also refreshing to see that of all of the things you could have chosen to be today Gary, you’ve chosen to be a CUNT!
Well played Gary, well played!
August 11, 2021
I rather like the arsehole mug! Now we are all going to be asking any Gary we meet are you that arsehole? Too funny. Well done team – great response.
August 11, 2021
Poor Gary. Maybe he thought it was the appropriate gift company? Yet another person who believes his opinions and hurt feelings are worth sharing. Gronk begins a G too. Just watch for typos. Good luck and hold your head high
August 11, 2021
Well done, peeps. The Garies of the World can go f**k themselves. The rest of us LOVE you!!!
August 11, 2021
We all have choices. View a website, not view a website, be a cunt, not be a cunt. I’m afraid GARY has made the wrong choice. Apologies to any Gary’s out there who are decent blokes.
August 11, 2021
A nice simple “FUCK OFF, GARY” would be brilliant. Pens, T-Shirts, Mugs, anything and everything :)
August 11, 2021
I just hope you can send Gary the link to this blog… perhaps he’ll be a little less shouty when he realises he’s now FAMOUS!
August 11, 2021
Love them all but especially the Gary is a cunt! 😂
August 11, 2021
I want a singlet and mug.
August 11, 2021
I absolutely love this line!
If you don’t like something online then DON’T LOOK AT IT!
Great company!
August 11, 2021
I REALLY NEED no.5 to use when my drunk husband decides to talk to me!
August 11, 2021
I freakn love these. I would like to see dickflips name on The Fungus Among Us mug. Perhaps like this “GARY” (SINCE HE LOVES YELLING!) then the wording underneath that.
August 11, 2021
I want them all
August 11, 2021
I want them all
August 11, 2021
I’ll take them all lol
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Paul
August 29, 2021
Gary sounds like a Cockwomble